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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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It's a funny old world.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the game.

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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

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I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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