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Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

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The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

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Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

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A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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