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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the game.

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

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Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

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Women are made to be loved, not understood.

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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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To buy books would be a good thing if we could also buy the time to read them; but the purchase of books is often mistaken for the assimilation and mastering of their contents.

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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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