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To buy books would be a good thing if we could also buy the time to read them; but the purchase of books is often mistaken for the assimilation and mastering of their contents.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research.

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All art is quite useless.

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Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

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It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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