Funny SMS

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

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Yaad Karte Hai Tumhe Tanhai Me, DiL Duba Hai Ghamo Ki Gahrai Me, Hume Mat Dhundo Duniya Ki Bhid Me, Hum Milenge Tumhe Fir Kisi Free sMs Ki Scheme Me.

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डाली डाली सबने नजर डाली, किसी ने अच्छी डाली तो किसी ने बुरी डाली, पर मैने डाली नजर जिस डाली पर उस डाली को माली ने काट डाली ।

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Boy: I Love U . Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . :/ . . . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye..:

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R U A High Scoring Studnt ? Kya Aap Gud Mrks La-la Kr Bor Ho Chuke H ? : : Then Join Engineering.... : : Marks Se No Marks, Ache Mrks Se Chutkara, : : Fark Dkhiye Sirf 1 Semester Me...

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Lo ji garmiya da tofa () (;;;) /"/ // ice cream for you thodi si chaat kar aage forward kar do garmi sirf aapko hi nhi lagti hai

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जितनी पाकिस्तान की जनसंख्या हैँ। उतने भारत मेँ कैदी हैँ , कैदियो को बोल दो सजा माफ , साला सुबह होते होते पाकिस्तान साफ।। ॥वंदे मातरम्॥

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“Life mein hamesha Hanstay, Muskuratay aur Gungunatay raho Ta’kay Log aap ko dekhtay hi samajh jayain k aap Un-married ho

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Sir : What Is Your Name? Stud : Butter Red Govorment. Sir : What? Stud : Sir Up Bohot Stupid Ho, Mera Name Makhan Lal Sorkar.

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Funy Poetery Ager Aj iqbal zinda hotey to Zardari sey farmatey wabasta rah-e-shajer Sey umeed-e-bahaar rakh Kisey khoti maa daya bachya thora tey hath hola rakh

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Ek fuuny prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ENDING tha. Izhar~E~Mohabbat kiya tha ladke ne SMS se. Aur wo SMS ladki ki shaadi tak PENDING tha. Bolo- B.S.N.L KI JAI HO.

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Suhagrt Par Husband Kaisa Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho? Wife. Bura Lag Raha He Qki Ab Tak Gsm Thi Koi Bhi Sim Dal Sakti Thi, Aaj Se Cdma Ho Gyi 1 Hi Sim Dalna Padega.

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Mera Mobile Ka Accident Ho Gya Hai, Dr. Kehta Hai Halat Kafi Serious Hai, Bahut Sare SmS Chadane Padenge, So Plz HELP & Donate Some sMs.

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अध्यापक (छात्र से)- बताओ पंखा मेल है या फीमेल? छात्र (अध्यापक)- अगर खेतान का है तो मेल और उषा का है तो फीमेल होगा।

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Zameen Par Wo Mera Naam Likte Hai Aur Mitate Hai . Zameen Par Wo Mera Naam Likte Hai Aur Mitate Hai . . . Unka To Timepass Hojata Hai . Par Kambakht Mitti Me Hum Mil Jate Hai!!!

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MAA – Beta Apple Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Mango Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Orange Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, Chappal Hi Khayega.”

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Teacher : English me counting sunao Student : One, Two, Three, Four Teacher: Aage? Student : Get on the dance floor Gets kicked out :-P

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Ek Light Bulb Ko Badalne Ke Liye, 5 Ladkiyo Ki Jarurat Padti Hai. Kaise. Simple Ek Ladki Bulb Chang Karegi. Or Baki Ki 4. Hey Bhagwan Aaram Se Chad. Switch To ON Nahi He Na. Dhyaan Se Kahi Gir Na Jayiyo. Kisi Or Ko Hi Bula Lete.

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Generation Effect... . Ek bachha ro raha tha, to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal, kya chahiye.. ?? . Toffy.. ?? . Biscuit.. ?? . Cake.. ?? . . . . . Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye Aaashiqui ke liye :))

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ek ensaan ne no entry me gadi chalai. Police ne use pakada aur poocha etna bada bord dikhta nahi jisme no entry likha hua hai. Tab us ensaan ne kaha. Achcha ye uska bord hai mujhe to laga no entry film ka bord hai.

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