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  • Boy:maine new I-phone liya he Girl :waaaooww.. Kaunsi company ka? MORAL: goverment collge ki gawar Larkion Set karoge to yehi Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ki Nazro Me Nzakat Hoti Hai, Uske inkar Me Bhi ijajt Hoti Hai, Humesa Pichhe Pad Jaao Jub Tak Haa Na Bole, Kyunki Der Se Haa Karna Ladkiyo Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wish U Happy Married Life, Aise Kya Ghur Rahe Ho Phone Mera, Paise Mere, Msg Mera, To Marzi Bhi Meri Jo Chahe Bheju, Aap Shadi Ke Baad Padh Lena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kalyugi Bacccha ! Pota :- Dadi, is Ghar mein hum 5 log rehte hain na Papa, Mama, Main, Didi auraap ! Dadi -: Teri Shaadi hogi to 6 ho jaayenge ! Pota :- Didi ki Shaadi hogi to phir 5 ho jaayenge ! Dadi :- Tera Baccha hoga phir 6 ho jaayenge ! Pota :- Aap mar jaoge to phir 5 hoJayenge ! Dadi :-"Soo Jaa Haraamzaade"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf: बाइक लो न एक्टिवा क्युं ले रहे ? Me: बाइक में क्वार्टर, नमकीन और पानी के पाउच के लिए डिग्गी नहीं है !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funny Poetery Momtaz aik bat to suno naraz ho kaya Momtaz aik bat to suno naraz ho kaya Tum itny ghor sey kaya parh rahey ho tum mumtaz ho kaya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho, Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho, Are dost zinda ho to SMS bhejo, Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia! Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai, Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of FACEBOOK update - "Suhaag raat hai ghunghat utha raha hu main...!!" 125 likes, 1 comment - Bhai update karte rehna... hum online hai.. ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Hum Aapko sMs Bhejte Hai, To Ye Zarori Nahi Ki Aap Bhi Hume sMs Bheje, Aap Hume. Pizza, Burgar, Noodle, Ice-Cream, Chips, Kurkure, Bhi Bhej Sakte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक नॉबेल पुरस्कार उस माँ को भी मिलना चाहिए . . . . . . . . . . . .. . जीसने सिटी बजा के एक छोटे बच्चे को सूसू करवाने का रामबाण नुस्खा निकाला है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Petrol Badha Hum Chup Rahe Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup Rahe LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole! Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye Fir bhi hum chup rahe Par abb suna hai DARU...... Maa ki aankh Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge INQALAB ZINDABAD.
    • 10 years ago



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  • नोकर-:मालिक हमरा के दू दिन की छुट्टी दई दो 3 साल बाद बिहार जा रहे है। मालिक -:क्या करेगा बे बिहार जा के नोकर -:मालिक घर से चिठ्ठी आई है हमारी MA पूरी हो गई है, हम top किया हु, ओ ही का डिग्री लेने जाना है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera, Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera, Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi, Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera, Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna, Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera, Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai, Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera, Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar, Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..
    • 10 years ago



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