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  • Bimar Patni: Wachan Do Ki Tum Mere Marne , Ke Baad Dusri Shadi Nahi Karoge, Pati: Are, Tum Shadi Ki Baat Karti Ho, Mein To Jindagi Bhar Kisi Ki Bharaat Mein Bhi Nahi Jaunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hainHushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi: Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai, jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai. What...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Must Read Guyz Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko, Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha. Girl : -- Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh Rhe Ho Itni Der De- Boy-- I Was Thinking Agar Aap Meri Mummy Hoti To, Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA. Friends
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tulsidas G kehte h... Pyar kbhi na krna pardesi se, rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar krna hamesa padosi se, Roz blcony se drshan to ho jayenge....lucky
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki, Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai. Y ? Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha: Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai. Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi.. :)) Ladki sharma k boli: "yes." Ladka pyar se bola: To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon behan..?? Moral: Har ladka kamina nai hota..:-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aami ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 Din baad wapas aayi. Admi gusse se bola:- ab kya lene aayi hai. Biwi:- Mobile ka charger bhul gayi thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • mene kaha waqt se, mein bhi tere sath chaloo, magar, woh aage bad gaya, mein apni chappal dhondta reh gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • बचपन मे हमे # पटाको का बहोत शौक था... आज बी वो ही शौक है... बस # point_of_view चेंज हो गया है....!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chote and Bade Bade:chote chalo market Chote:kiu Bade:Aamlet khane Chote:Are Bade ye le Aam or let ke khale ho gai yana Aamlet
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dost Dost Se: Kya Tumhare Pita Ji Bahut Ameer Hai, Jo Tumhe Roj Naye Naye Kapde Dete Hai. Pehan Kar Ghumne Ke Liye. Dost: Nahi Yaar, Darasal Mere Pitaji Dhobi Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya Time Aa Gaya Hai.. Boys Ke Liye Film Bani To "Ek Tha Tiger" . . . Girls Ka Number Aaya To, "Ek Thi Daayan"
    • 10 years ago



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  • મા ગભરાઇ ને બોલી : બેટા જલ્દી ઘરે આવી જા. વહુ ને પેરાલીસીસ નો એટેક આવ્યો છે. મોં વાંકુ, આંખ ઉપર:rolling_eyes:, ગરદન વાંકી થઈ ગઇ છે.

    બેટા : રહેવા દે માં... ગભરાઇશ નહીં... એ તો સેલ્ફી લઇ રહી છે.:joy_cat:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jackie Shroff: Beta, 24 Saal Ka Hogaya Hai Tu. Tujhe Mooche Aur Daadhi Kab Aaayegi? Tiger Shroff: Sabki Jaati Nahi, Meri Aati Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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