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  • Arz kiya hai .... . . 2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai . 2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai . . . . time pe girlfried nahi badlo toh Biwi ban jati hai.. ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudail chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao. Pintu: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai? :-D :-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi me kabhi tension mat lena bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna, agar rose ke badle sandal mile to, kehna pyaari Behna sada khush rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lesson Frm Movie Bodygurd Log kehte H Pyar itna B Na kro K Gf sar p sawar ho jye Hum kehte H k pyar itna kro k GF ki frnd b Apke sath Farar ho jye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • अध्यापिका- "बहुत तेज हवाओं के साथ बारिश हो रही है" इसका भविष्य काल बताओ भूपि : इब लाइट जावेगी
    • 10 years ago



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  • Just Imagine Life Without Boyz . . Road Silent Collages Empty Police At Rest All Mobile Companies In Loss No Sms No Gifts No Alcohol No Bikes No Crime No Couples Boys Rocks Hahahahaha Hahahaha.... ..B-boy gank..
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए? मरीज: पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी। डॉक्टर: तो खाने से मना कर देते। मरीज: वही तो किया था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai, Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain, Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • “Boyfriend” Is Like “pannipuri”, Always Tasty….
    “Lover” Is Like “Pizza”, Hot & Spicy….
    “Husband” Is Like “Daliya”, No Other Option
    BUT Good For Health…!
    • 10 years ago



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  • On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achcha Ek Baat Batao . . . Gadha Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus Karta Hai.? . . . . . Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. Mehsus Kar Ke Bata Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega? Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega? Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna; Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Aur Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kavi Program Mein Bhid Dekh Ek Kavi Ne, Host Se Kaha- Iss Sehar Mein Kavita Premio Ki Ginti Bahut Kam H. Host: Ji Ye Sab Bhi Public Nahi Hai. Bhid Mein Bahut Saare Kavi Bhi H, Jinko Munch Par Baithe Ki Jagah Nahi Mili, Esliye Niche Ja Baithe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Reshma Ki Jawani Ai Tab Hm Bacchay Thy, Ab Sheila Ki Jawani Ai To Hmare Bacchay Hyn. Ye Larkiyan Sahi Waqt Pe Jawan Q Nhi Hotein ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Have a refresher. Dudhwala continuously ringing door-bell. Lady from inside: Bhaiya kitna dabaoge, Ab bas bhi karo. Tumse accha to Paperwala hai Jo chup chap neeche se daal deta haai;;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • तुम हँसते रहो, मुस्कुराते रहो, नाचते रहो, सदा खिल-खिलाते रहो; मेरा क्या है, . . . . . . . . . . . . लोग तुम्हें ही पाग़ल समझेंगे।
    • 10 years ago



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  • daal mein jo kala hai ji wo garam masala hai ji aik pal ki humein khabr nahein maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai jo minister ka sala hai ji hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji ab Allaha he uhs ka rakhwala hai ji hum unn ka kya churaate thay jo humein dil se nikala hai ji
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz hai- Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada, . . . . . . .. Jaise .. . . . 5 rupye ka Vim Baar, . . . Gale kam aur chale zyada..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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