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  • Machchar Maarne Ka Ek Naya Style.. Pahle Ek Machchar Pakdo Phir Use Zameen Par Leta Do aur Use GudGudi Karo.. Jaise Hi Wo Hasne Ke Liye Mukh Khole Saale Ke Mukh Mein All Out Daal Do..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • एक औरत IPhone 6S जेब में डालकर रास्ते पर चल रही
    थी की पैर फिसला और गिर पडी… तभी कुछ खटाक से
    टूटने की आवाज़ आई….!!!
    दिल थाम कर वो बोली…”भगवान् करे हड्डी हो…” ????
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Duniya Me Sirf 3 Tarah Ke Log Khush Hai. 1.> Wo Jinhe Sacha Pyar Milta Hai. 2.> Wo Jinhe Acha Yaar Milta Hai, 3.> Wo Jinhe Mera sMs Baar-Baar Milta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum Idiot, stupid, bakwas ho tum Par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakas ho tum …
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Arz Kiya Hai . . . Dekh K Mohabbat Ki Aisi Misal Mujhe Bhi Hairani Hui . . . Mohalle Ki Sari Bakriya Rone Lagi Jab Mere Bakre Ki Kurbani Hui..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • ladki ( fish tank me dekhakr.) : ye machhliya itni sunder kyu hoti he ?. ladka ( sprite pite hue ): kyo ki wo kapde nai pahenti...! . .sidhi bat no bakwas.. Boy : tumhari sandle kitni achhi he ! Girl : utaru kya ? Boy : chal hat pagli esse achhi to teri jeans he...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai… :D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ek Aadmi Ek Baar Paidal Ghumne Nikle Unh Eek Aadmi Mile. Wo Unse Jalte The. Unko Dekhkar Unhone Apne Paan Khaye Hue Daato Ka Pardarshan Kiya Aur Pucha- Aaj Aap Paidal Ja Rahe H, Kya Aapne Apni Car Bechdi. Uss Aadmi Ne Haste Hua Kaha, Nahi Nahi, Aaj Yu Hi Paidal Ghumna Chahte The, Par Mohdeh Aap Hamesha Iss Raste Se Apni Patni Ke Sath Ghumne Jate H, Aaj Wo Aapke Sath Nahi H, Kya Aapne Unhe Bhi Bech Diya H.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • सभी भाईयो को एक मुफ़्त की सलाह देता हु.... दीवाली पर एक ही तिल्ली से 4-5 दीपक ना जलाये ... : : : : : : : : इससे पिताजी को शक होने लगता है की लौंडा सिगरेट पीने लगा है।।।
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक आदमी डाॅ के पास चेकअप कराने गया . डाॅ ने कहा आपको आराम की सख्त जरूरत है . . नींद की गोली दे रहा हु बीवी को खिला देना
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Funny Shayaris 1. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari.. DIal 139 for Railway Inquiry.. 2. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf.. the no. u r trying is currently switched off.. 3. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo.. Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Daadi Neend Nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Baate Kare. Daadi: Thik Hai. Santa : Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad, Main Aur Behen. Daadi : Nahi Beta Aapki Shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Santa : Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Fir 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi : Beta Fir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Santa : Fir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas Se 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi : Kaminne, Kutte Haramkhor Soja Chup Chap.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Dhani Aadmi Ne Apne Bete Ki Shadi Ka Local Samachar Patharo Mein Yeh Add Diya. Mere Bete Ke Liye Ek Aisi Patni Chaiye, Jo Accha Khana Bnati Ho Or Saadgi Se Rehti Ho. Dusre Din Uss Dhani Aadmi Ke Gate Par Naukarniyo Ki Line Lagi Thi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Phone karke sorry bol rhi thi.. . Bol rhi thi jesa tum bologe vesa karungi. . Plzz mujhe chodd ke maat jao .. . Mene Bhi Keh Diya Bhul Ja Mujhe.. . . . . . . . Pta nhi Kis ki Girlfriend thi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Khud Ko Kar Kanjus Etna Ki Har sMs Bhejne Se PehLe Service Center WaLa CaLL Kar Ke Khud Puchhe, Bhai Pakka Bhejna Hai Na Ya Sending FaiL Kar De.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai, Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai, Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi, Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Karlo :p Just do it :p
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know about your future husband? Lady: No. I simply wish to know about the past of my present husband for future use!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS