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  • Ek aurat coma main chali gai . . . Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala .... Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya... 1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . . Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy . Lekin . Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA ke. .. KHAMBA BACHA ke :-P :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Always Smile" . Haso.... . Muskurao... . Khush Raho... .f Kya Pata.? ? ? ? ? ? KaL MuJh Se Ladai Ho Jaye, Aur Aapke Paas Hasne Ke Liye Daant Hi Na Rahe.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित- पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू… एयर होस्टेस – सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhakt - Baba Jail Mein Kya Kroge ? . Aasaaram - Jab Jiv Jantu Sab So Rahe Honge, Bhoot Prait Sab Ro Rahe Honge Aise Raat Sunsaan Raat RakhDil Pe Hath Saath Saath Hum Bolo Kya Karenge.. Havan Karenge Havan Karenge Havan Karenge. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha – Kya Kha Rahe Ho Tumhare Chehre Se Lag Raha H Badha Swadist Chij Kha Rahe Ho. Santa: Akal Ki Dawa. Banta: Thodi Si Mujhe Bhi De Do. Santa: Jarur Lo Tumhe Iski Jarurat Bhi H. Banta : Khate Hi Bola Ye To Good H, Santa: H Na Chamatkari Dawa! Khate Hi Budhi Bhi Aa Gayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sawmartinant: Papa, are you growing taller all the time? Father: No, my child. Why do you ask? Sawmartinant: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Saala Ajeeb System Hai.... Neend Ladki ko nahi aati, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta hai :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • अगर बेमतलब खर्च करोगे तो आपकी औलाद तंग होगी.... सलीम खान को देख लो......अपनी सारी कहानियां बेच डाली, अब सलमान बिना कहानी वाली फिल्म करता फिरता है
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ajeeb shi Halat He Tere Jane Ke Baad Bhuk Nhi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad Mere Paas 8 Samosy The Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere jane ke baad.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha: TumNe 50 Aadmi Q Maare...?? . Ladki: - Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se Car Chala Rahi Thi, . Achanak Pata Laga Ke Break Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe The Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kise Maarti...?? . Police: - 2Aadmiyon Ko Maarti, TaaKi Nuksan Kam Hota . LADKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi KiyaTha, . . . . . . Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa gaya aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga main kya krti ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se. wah wah
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Maa Ki Request Hai Please Ye Msg Itna Felao Ke Us Ke Beto Tak Pahuch Jaye.. Beta Ramesh Aur Suresh Pitaji Ki Patlun Ek Bilaan Chhoti Ho Gayi Ho To Ghar Wapas Aa Jao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sasur Ne Damad Se Kaha: 6 Saal Me 8 Baache. Ye Kya Hai Damad: Maine Aapse Kaha Tha Gareeb Jarur Hu Par Apki Beti Ko Kabhi Khali Pet Nahi Rakkhunga.... :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khud Ki Mohabt Ko Fanah Kon Karega, Sab Nek Bnege To Gunah Kon Krega, Subah-Shaam Mere Zinda Rehne Ki Dua Karo, Warna Nalayko Tum Ko sMs Kon Karega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aadmi Machar Se Din Me Kyu Kat Rhe Ho Machr Ovrtime kar rha hu Sahab Maa Bap Bimar hai Ghar me Jwan Behn Hai Or LdkeWalo Ne Dahej Me 1 Litre Khun Mnga Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hotel Manager: Humare Yaha Sab Kuch Aapko Ghar Jaisa Hi Milega. Aapke Rehne Aur Khane Ka Intjaam Bilkul Thik Dang Se Ho Gaya H. Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola: Tab To Mein Chala. Ghar Se Ubbkar To Mein Yaha Rehne Aaya Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chote and Bade Bade:chote chalo market Chote:kiu Bade:Aamlet khane Chote:Are Bade ye le Aam or let ke khale ho gai yana Aamlet
    • 9 years ago



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