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Ladkiyo Ko Banate Waqt Bhagwan Ne Kaha..? Ki Achhi - Samjhdar - Aur Shareef Ladkiya Duniya Ke Her Kone Me Milengi, Aur Fir Bhagwan Ne Is Duniya Ko GOL Bana Diya, Aur Fir Kaha Ab Dundh Lo Kona..

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DiL Chahta Hai Ki Is Dunia Me Jo Sabse Khubsurat Hai, - - - Use Jaan Se Maar Du, - - - Par Kya Karu.? ? ? ? Khud-Khushi Karna Paap Hai.

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The Best "Oops!" Moment Of College Life. When The Teacher Is Lurking For Some1 To Answer The Question And You Accidently Make An Eye Contact !!!!

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Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai, Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai, Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi, Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai.

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Kisi Ka Hath Thaam Kar Chhodna Nahi, Wada Kisi Se Karo To Todna Nahi, Koi Agr Tod De DiL Aapka, To Usko 4-5 Laat Maare Bina Chhodna Nahi.

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Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye Board Pe Dusri Lover Par, Kaun Kahta H K Student Life Is Easy.

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In Exam Student Wrote In Answer Sheet.. "Gaai Hamari Mata Hai Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai" . . Teacher Wrote A Note.. "Bail Hamara Baap Hai Marks Dena Paap Hai..

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Aik larki ney stage per a k dance kaya to sub larkon ney tali bjai phir us ney sub kuch utar k dance kaya to kisi ney tali na bjai Qk Tali aik hath sey ni bajti

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जिस तरह से हर दुकानदार छुट्टे पैसे की जगह टॉफियाँ पकड़ा देता है.. समय आ गया है की टॉफियों को भारत की "वैकल्पिक मुद्रा" घोषित कर देना चाहिए..!

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ज्यादातर पत्नियाँ अपने पति की बहनों को प्यार से नहीं देखती, जबकि सारे पति अपनी पत्नी की बहनों को प्यार से ही देखते हैं... पुरूष वाकई महान होते हैं.... बस कभी अपनी महानता का ढिंढोरा नहीं पीटते...!!!

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Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samj Nahi Aa Raha Kya Kru.? ChaL Ab Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se sMs Kar.

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Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.? - * - * - Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.. Mehsus Karke Bata Dena.

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Nind Jab Mujhe Angosh Me Le Ati Hai; Apka Chehra Nigaho Me Bas Jata Hai; Ek Dum Se Meri Ankh Khul Jati Hai; Dil Se Besakhta Ye Awaz Ati Hai . . . . Maa BHOOOOT

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Dhoka Mila jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udaasi Chha Gyi, Socha Tha Chhod Denge iss Rah ko, Kambkht Phir Ek Nye Number Se Missed Call Aa Gyi.

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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli, “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

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Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Wah Wah! Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!

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Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.

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Father :- Agar Iss Bar Tum Exam Mein Fail Hue To, Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna. . After Exam. Father : How Is Your Result? . Son : Dimag Ka Dahi Mat Kar BABULAL Tu Baap Kehlane Ka Haq Kho Chuka Hai.

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Gf: बाइक लो न एक्टिवा क्युं ले रहे ? Me: बाइक में क्वार्टर, नमकीन और पानी के पाउच के लिए डिग्गी नहीं है !

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Ek Aadmi Ke Pados Mein Ek Poultry Farm Chalta Tha, Wo Waha Se Roj Ande Chura Leta Tha. Unhe Todkar Omlet Banakar Kha Jata Tha. Aur Ando Ke Chilke Ko Fevicol Se Chipka Kar Wapis Rah Aata Tha. Poultry Farm Ka Malik Jab Apne Istemal Ke Liye Ande Todta To Khali Pata. 2 Din Aisa Hone Ke Baad Weh Murgo Ke Bich Bandook Leke Bhaga Aur Garajkar Bola: Saalo! Jaldi Bolo Condom Kon Use Kar Raha H.

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