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  • Baal Ganesh: ae Babu Ji Tore Kandha Pe Chadhab Shiv Bhagvan: Naahi Beta.. Baal Ganesh: Please Babu Ji Shiv Bhagvan: Baklol Hawe Ka Be Sapwa Kaat lei.. >>Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक औरत ने तेजी से आ रही बस को हाथ दिखाकर रोका ड्राइवर ने अचानक ब्रेक मारा और पूछा- कहां जाना है औरत बोली- जाना कहीं नहीं है.. बच्चा रो रहा है जरा पों-पों बजा दो..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jindagi Behaal Hai,Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai,Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai,Kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hadtal Hai,Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri,Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki Shaan Me Arz Hai, Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai, Waah... Waah... Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai, Main Hairan Hu Is Baat Se Ki Wo Tumhari Niyat Pehle Se Hi Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek payari c bat jub kisi ka khalous daikho to uski qadar karo or jub kisi ki nafrat daikho toh pa lo lamyan maaro 100 tey gino aik
    • 10 years ago



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  • अध्यापक (छात्र से)- जिस आदमी के दोनों हाथ न हो उसे हिंदी और इंग्लिश में क्या कहेंगे? छात्र- हिंदी में ठाकुर और इंग्लिश में हैंडस फ्री!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1 Book 1 Book? Student: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books 2 Books? Student: 4 Books Teacher: 61,789,365 Books 23,678,989 Books?? Student: LIBRARY
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay.. ChatakhHushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA YE MERA PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA. Friends
    • 10 years ago



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  • Call girl ke birthday par Saheli ne sms kiya: Har adami tere nange badan Pe barse, Tere jevan mein aaye itne Customer, Ke tu pura sal bra-panty Pehnne ko tarse.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..? Dirty Mind! "Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hai "Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hai. Dua Hai Ki Apke "Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : kitne saal k ho ? Student : register me check kr le. Teacher : kaha se ho ? Student : school record me dekh le.. Teacher : sbse jyada pyar kise krteho.. Mom or Dad ? Student : mere dil se puch le Teacher : tera dil kaha h?? Student : teri beti se puch le
    • 10 years ago



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  • पैसे वाला आदमी: आज मेरे पास 14 कार, 18 दूकान, 4 बंगले हैं तुम्हारे पास क्या है?? गरीब आदमी: मेरे पास 1 बेटा है, जिसकी गर्लफ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:o :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi k dousrey din larka larki talaaq k bad judge k pas ja pohnchey. Judge to girl:talaaq q li? Larki:i want this ===========> maximum this ========> but what is this ===> Judge to boy:tum ney talaaq q li? Boy:Ur owner i want this () maximum ( ) but what is this ( )
    • 10 years ago



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