Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
जियो इतना कि जिंदगी कम पड़जाये
हंसो इतना कि रोना मुस्किल होजाये
किसी चीज को पाना तो किस्मतकि बात है
मगर कोशिस इतना करो कि ऊपरवाले भी देने पर मजबुर होजाये
Suhagrt Par Husband
Kaisa Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?
Wife.
Bura Lag Raha He Qki Ab Tak Gsm Thi Koi
Bhi Sim Dal Sakti Thi,
Aaj Se Cdma Ho Gyi 1
Hi Sim Dalna Padega.
Agr Zindgi Me Kuch Karna Hai,
To Kuch Aisa Karo Ki,
Jish Sheher,
Jish Gali,
Jis Mod-Se,
Gujro To Har Ghar-Se Ek Hi Aawaz Aaye,
"Papa Aa GYE,
Papa Aa Gye"
Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
2 Boyz talking:
Aaj ki larkiyan: Khudaa bachaye humein in
haseeno say Dil Nasheeno say Maha jabino
say
.
.
.
.
Magar in ko kon bachaye hum kamino
say. haha
Father :- Agar Iss Bar Tum
Exam Mein Fail Hue To,
Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna.
.
After Exam.
Father : How Is Your Result?
.
Son : Dimag Ka Dahi Mat Kar
BABULAL Tu Baap Kehlane Ka Haq Kho Chuka Hai.
4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.
4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo.
Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai.
Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge...
ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya...
4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati...
Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?
Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi.
4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka..
@Love.Sp