Teacher-Baccho roz majjh da taza dudh piya karo dimaag tezz hunda a...
Student-KAnU jhooth boli jandi j aida hunda ta sada katta A,B,C na parhda hunda...
Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka..
Aagr fir bhi safed nhi huye toh..
Bindaas HARPIC use karne ka….
कबीर दास -
“ आज का काम कल पर मत छोड़ो क्योंकि हो सकता है कल प्रलय आ जाये
और सब ख़तम हो जाये.”
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आज के नौजवान -
आज का काम कल पे जरुर छोड़ो …
हो सकता है कल उसके लिए कोई मशीन आ जाये और काम और
भी आसान हो जाये…..
छोटू ने ब्लेड से गर्लफ्रेंड का नाम अपने हाथ पर लिखा और 5 मिनट बाद जोर-जोर से रोने लगा, उसका दोस्त- क्यों रो रहे हो?
छोटू- अबे, पुरानी वाली का नाम लिख दिया..
Which Is The Most Dangerous
Alphabet..?
Answer "W"
Bcoz
All Worries Start With
"W"
Who, Why, What
When, Which, Whom, Where
War, Wine, Whisky, Women
And
Finally Above All..
"WIFE"
Attitude of Indians:.
Hate 2 Sit in Govt. Bus!.
Hate 2 Study in Govt. School!
Hate 2 Go to Govt Hospital!
But
Still Want a Govt. Job.
"INCREDIBLE INDIA"
Our government says:
K 5 rs. me khana milta
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ye sunkar hm 5 rs. le kr
restaurant
pahuch gaye... . .
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Manager ne roti sabji k 5 airtel
video dikha
diye.. . .
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Mazak ki b had hoti h...!!!...
JHONY JHONY.....YES PAPA !
JOB IN COMPANY.....YES PAPA !
LOT OF TENSION.....YES PAPA !
TOO MUCH WORK.....YES PAPA !
FAMILY LIFE.....NO PAPA !
BP SUGAR.....HIGH PAPA !
YERLY BONUS.....JOKE PAPA !
ANNUAL PAY.....LOW PAPA !
PERSONAL LIFE.....LOST PAPA !
PROMOTION INCENTIVE.....HA ! HA ! HA !
Mareez: Doctor Saheb Mujhe Door Ki Chize Nazar Nahi Aati Hai!
Doctor: Asman Par Dek Kar Batao Ki Wo Kya Hai?
Mareez: Chand
Doctor: Ab Kya,In Aankho Se Farishte Dekhega?
EK baar ek machaarr bhauttt bhayaaank toofan m fas gyaaaaa
toofaan se bachne k liye vo ek ped ko kskrr pakad letaa hai.....
jb toofaan ruk jaata hai,,,,to vo macharrrr apna pasinaa poochtee hue boltA hai kiii
Uffffff..........
AGAR AAJ M NHI HOTAA TO YE PED UDD HI JAATA....
Bina Make-Up Ke Ladki Khaas Lagti Hai,
Make-Up KarLe To Bindaas Lagti Hai,
Papa Ke Sath Jaye To Udaas Lagti Hai,
Par Jab Jaye AkeLi To Jhakaas Lagti Hai.