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  • AASIQUI 3 EXCLUSIVE SONG.... Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . Ab hota nhi intizaaaar... :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:maine new I-phone liya he Girl :waaaooww.. Kaunsi company ka? MORAL: goverment collge ki gawar Larkion Set karoge to yehi Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband (jalane k liye) . . . :“Kal mere khawab me ek larki aai ... thi. Wah kya larki thi . . Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.?? . ... . Husband: “Tum ko kaise pata ?? . . Wife: “Uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha . . Husband Shocked Wife Rocked.......)) by - Milan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
    • 10 years ago



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  • उपवास की नई स्टाईल *
    *बगैर इनके एक दिन रहकर*

    *मोबाईल*
    *फेसबुक*
    *बिजली *
    *इंटरनेट *
    *कार/ मोटरसाईकल/*
    *वाटसप *
    *टी.वी.*

    *ये उपवास करके देखो*
    *भगवान धरती पर आकर कहेगा, "बस कर पगले अब रुलायेगा क्या"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • Apni Zindgi Se Kuch Pal De Do Mujhe.. Aaj Na Sahi.. Apna Kal De Do Mujhe.. Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari.. Apni Girl Friend Ka Number De Do Mujhe..
    • 10 years ago



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  • True Lines: Agr Aap Logo Ko Mujhse Koi Problem Hai . . . To Humesha Yaad Rakhiye, . . . Ki . . . Ye Aapka Problem Hai, Mera Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Dost Thay Billu Gullu Ulloo. Billu: B.S.C Main Padh Raha Hai. Gullu: M.A Main Padh Raha Hai. Or Hamara Ulloo= SMS Padh Raha Hai. Haa Haa Haa. ***Snehan ***
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa kahe, "Hey Bhagwan ya tune kya kiya."
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??" . . . Awesome Answer By Students : . . "Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote Hain.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap Bete Se: Abki Bar Exam Me Fail Hua To Mujhe Papa Mat Kahna Result Aane Ke Baad Baap Ne Bete Se Puchh Ki Result Kya ha To Beta Bola: Dimag Mat Kharab Kar Madan Lal Tune Papa Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A@pne $una Hog@ K! Maa-B@ap K K@rmo K@, Ph@l B@chon Ko Bhug@tna P@dta H@!, P@r Ky@ A@pko P@ta H@! K!, Kbh!-Kbh! Maa-Baap K K@rmo Ka, Phal Unke D@madon Ko Bh!, Bhugtn@ Padt@ Ha!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai? Mom: Ye balloon hai. Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se chhote kyun hain? Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe? Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कहे कवि मित्र ध्यान से, सुन लो बात हमारी । बिना अक्ल के भी होती है, नर पर नारी भारी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ahh Kya Khubsurti Wah Kya Stylo dressing Ahh Kya Personality Wah Kya Cool hair style Ye msg main ne SHESHAY(mirror) k samne khare ho kr likha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega? Mummy-papa. Mummy-papa. Nahi-Wife. Nahi-Girlfriend Bilkul Bhi Nahi Sirf Aur Sirf . . . . . . Apni CHAPPAL.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता : तेरा भाई आजकल क्या कर रहा है? बंता : एक दुकान खोली थी, पर अब जेल में है! संता : वो क्यों.? बंता : दुकान हथोड़े से खोली थी
    • 10 years ago



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