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  • Inn aankho se sapne churaya na karo, Humari dosti ko kabhi azmaya na karo, Tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai, Unhe yu aansuo mein na gavaya karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ABCD TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI.. AGGAR AATI BHI HOGI TOH AISI NAHI AATI HOGI A- Antiquity B- Black Label C- Chivas Regal D- Dirctors Spcial E- Eight Pm F- Fuel/Fosters G-Green Label H- Hywards I- Imperial Blue J-Johny Walker K-Kingfisher L- Löndon Pilsner M- McDowell No 1 N- Napolean Rum O- Old Monk P- Peter Scot R- Royal Stag S- Signature T- Tequilla U- Urrack V- Vat 69 W- White Mischief X- XXX rum Y- Yankey Z- Zingaro Lage Raho .. Pi pi Ke Pade Raho .. *beer*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ldka GF ko kiss karne wala tha Ldki ne use Centre Fresh khila diya . . . Ladke ne ladki ka R@PE kar dala . . Bcoz . . . . CENTERFRESH sirf ZUBAN pe Lagam Lgata h. S@MAAN pe nahi =)) =)) MORAL: ladkiyon jyada smart mat bana karo...;-) boys thoko like...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Me- Papa Aaj Mene 5000 Rs Kamaye. . . . Dad: Great Beta But How ? . . . Me: Satta Lagaya Tha IPL Match Pe :-D . . Dad: Harami Kaha Se Sikha Yeh Sab ? . . Me: IIN Se.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kesy Mumkin Tha Ksi or Dawa Se elaaj..? ” ” Ishq Ka DARD Tha “AMMI” ki chappal se he aaraam aaya. <(",) ((> Oee Ammi Araam se. Aashiq hun.. < /
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jaha Dosti Waha Pyar Jaha Pyaar Waha Isq Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat Jaha Mohabat Waha Judai Jaha Judai Waha Dard Jaha Dard Waha ‘Zandu Bam’
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. Teache If 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ? Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boss: Tum Itni Der Tak Office Me Kyon Baithte Ho? Raj: Sir, Me Or Meri Biwi Dono Job Karte Hai. Pehle Jo Gar Pahuchega To Use Khana Pakana Padega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Purana Saal Sabse Ho Raha Hai Door Purana Saal Sabse Ho Raha Hai Door Kya Karein Yahi Hai Kudrat Ka Dastoor Purani Yaadein Sochkar Udaas Na Hona Tum Naya Saal Aaya Hai Chalo Dhoom Machale, Dhoom Machale Dhoom…
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 ant raste se ja rhi thi tbi unhe ek jagah pe shakkar ke dane dikhai dene lge unme se do ant shakkar ki taraf bad gai 3ri ko n aate dekh we boli tu q nhi aa rhi hai to wo boli kaise aau us pe to kidi lgi hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • सरकार ने नया रूल पास किया हे , beautiful लड़कियों और handsome लड़कों को पर्सनालिटी टेक्स लगेगा हँसो मत ................... मुझे पता हे आप बच गए पर मेरी तो वाट लग गई ना।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa-Nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak? Beti-Boyfrnd k sath Maa-Kr aayi n mu kala? Beti-To kya hua maa, Fair & lovly hai n 7din me gorapan vapas..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girls College me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . ... ... . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO...."
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte Qki Chawanni/ Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Road Ke Kinare Baitha Ek Andha Bhik Maang Raha Tha, Ek Aadmi Udhar Se Gujra To Andhe Ne Awaaj Di, Oh Top Wale Baabu. Jara Idhar Bhi Dekho. Ise Andhe Ko Bhi Kuch Dete Jao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu Zara sa Inbox le saja.. Zara sa Sent items me ja tu… Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah.. Sweet
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year? Kid: 12 Teacher: Hw did u knw? Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika
    • 9 years ago



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