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  • Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! maine to us kaminey master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai�!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Pathan ko phansi ki saza houi judg:koi akhari kuwahish? Pathan:wada karo pouri karo gey judg:wada pathan:hmari jagah tum latak jao
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Dosti karo BSNL wali se, . . . Pyaar karo IDEA wali se, . . . Baat karo VODAFONE wali se, . . . Ankhe ladao AIRTEL wali se, . . . Par shaadi karo bina mobile wali se...
    • 10 years ago



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  • उपवास की नई स्टाईल *
    *बगैर इनके एक दिन रहकर*

    *मोबाईल*
    *फेसबुक*
    *बिजली *
    *इंटरनेट *
    *कार/ मोटरसाईकल/*
    *वाटसप *
    *टी.वी.*

    *ये उपवास करके देखो*
    *भगवान धरती पर आकर कहेगा, "बस कर पगले अब रुलायेगा क्या"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Wah Wah! Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Roz Logo Se Pange Honge Roz Tere Ghar Mein Dange Honge Agar Tu Mujhe SMS Nahi Bhejega To Yaad Rakhna Tere 12 Bache Honge Aur Sare Lafange Honge wery bed
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 BudaSanta Ko Roz Kaju-Badam Khane Ko Deta Santa:Ap Mujhe Roz Kaju-Badam Kyu Dete Ho Budha:Daat To He Nahi Chuskar Fekna Acha Nahi Lagta
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Dil cheer k bhi deikho gy to Dard dhoond na pao gy “Faraz” Q k Dard Meray Dil mein nahi “ghutnay” mein hai..:-) (,”)> / )( haye 0ye! <”_
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega. Eng child: May i cum in? Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ? Varanasi Child : I ka.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • dO U kNw wAT Is diFfRnCe bEtweEN RadIo nD AKHbaR? > < > < > < sIMplE JaNiX AKhbAar ME Hum rOtYaAn bEch sKte nD RaDIo mAI Ni;->
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of Insult :D Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya... Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai, Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai.., Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai.. Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake :p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahut Sweet Hai Wo Jise Hum Chahte Hai, Har Pal Khuda Se Usi Ko Mangte Hai, DiL Tarasta Hai Use Pane Ko, Kya Aapka DiL Nahi Karta "DAIRY-MILK" Khane Ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love V/s Daaru- . . . Love- Pagal Banata Hai Daru- Mood Fresh Karti Hai Love- Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai Daru- Pee Kar Neend Achi Ati Hai Love- Me Date Ke 2000/- Daru- 1 Botle K 350/-. . . Love- Me Sabki Suno Daru- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao Faisla Aapke Haath Me . Piyo Sir Utha Ke..... . Ya Jiyo Ladkhadake..... . . . Jai Baatli!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकीयां 300 की एक सेंडल खरीद के आएगी और “पूरे घर मे कहती हैं शापिंग करके आ रही हूं” . और लडके 2००० की दारु पीकर आते है फिर भी, . “चुप चाप सो जाते है “साधा जीवन उच्च विचार”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Duniya Me Sirf 3 Tarah Ke Log Khush Hai. 1.> Wo Jinhe Sacha Pyar Milta Hai. 2.> Wo Jinhe Acha Yaar Milta Hai, 3.> Wo Jinhe Mera sMs Baar-Baar Milta Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek officer ne jab apni girlfriend ko kamre mein aate dekha, to bahut hi sakhat lehaje mein apni, . khubsurat steno se bola – “agar office mein chair table ki kami h to, iska matlab ye nahi h ki tum meri goad mein cha dkar baith jao”
    • 10 years ago



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