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  • सोचो अगर डाक्टर फिल्म बनाते तो फिल्मों के नाम क्या होते
    कभी खांसी कभी जुकाम :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    कहो ना बुखार हैं :yum:

    टीबी नं 1:joy:

    हम ब्लड दे चुके सनम :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    रहना है अब होस्पिटल में :wink:

    बचना ऐ मरीजों :joy:

    दिल तो कमज़ोर है जी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    एक हसीना दो किडनी :yum:

    अजब मरीज की गजब बीमारी :grin:
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::grin::grin::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    अकेले मत हंसों
    दोस्त बुर मान जायेंगे
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Funy poetery o mino waikhi jandi si main unou waikhi janda si wah wah o mino waikhi jandi si main ounno waikhi janda si QK Na ono papar aanda si na minou papar aanda si Taaliyan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ek Baat Jo Har 1 Friend Apne Best Friend Se Sab Se Zyada Baar Kehta Hai.. . . . . . "Apni Gf Ko Bol Ke Meri B Setting Karwa De Apni Kisi Friend Se.." Hahahahahha Agree ? Thoko Like !!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • :: Hindi Funny Shayari :: Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi K.k
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Suna hai ladkiya chalak hoti hai but unhe pata nhi ladke chalak ke baap hote hai. Kaise? Ladkiya paisa kharch karwati hai. Ladke kharch karte hai. Aur jab lete hai to bond v tod dete hai. Its 4 all.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • 2 student raat me padhte huye . . . . . . 1st: kitne baje hai yaar....?? . . . . . 2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara. 1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai.... :P=D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • મા ગભરાઇ ને બોલી : બેટા જલ્દી ઘરે આવી જા. વહુ ને પેરાલીસીસ નો એટેક આવ્યો છે. મોં વાંકુ, આંખ ઉપર:rolling_eyes:, ગરદન વાંકી થઈ ગઇ છે.

    બેટા : રહેવા દે માં... ગભરાઇશ નહીં... એ તો સેલ્ફી લઇ રહી છે.:joy_cat:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
    ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
    डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
    ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
    :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Special Jokes
  • A girl remove her jeans nd threw it at her boyfrnd n said make me feel like your wife... Boy too removed his jeans nd said WASH BOTH cloth hahaha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Mashuka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Me Kuch Gir Gaya. Mashuk: Ek Tinka Dikh to Raha Hai, Kyo Na Use Wahi Rahne Diya Jaye Main Dubunga To Sahara Dega.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • He- ♪♪ Agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, Meri bas yehi chaahat hai toh kya kahogi? ♪♪ She- ja na be Tharki. Paka Mat :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Ballemil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • aaj mosan mein ajib se baat hai bekabo se humare khayalat hai ji chahat hai ki chura lun aapko aap hi se par mummy kehti haiki chori karna paap hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Hum Bhool Jane Wale Dosto Ko Bohat Buri Saza Dete Hai, Waah.... Waah.... Hum Bhool Jane Wale Dosto Ko Bohat Buri Saza Dete Hai, Jute Nahi Maarte Bas Moje Sungha Dete Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Teacher: Agar Apna Character Sudharna Hai To Sab Auraton Ko MAA Kaha Karo.. Student: Madam Is Se Mera Character To Theek Rahega, Par Mere Baap Ka Bigad Jayega..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Kya Moh-maya Hai!! Apna Baccha Roye To, Dil Me Dard Hota Hai Aur Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Me.. Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Me Dard Hota Hai Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS