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  • Boy : aaj mere dil ka operation hai . Girl : pata hai be darta q hai me hun na . Boy : i love u girl : Me bhi bahot pyaar karti hun tujhse .. . Operation ke baad jab ladke ko hosh aaya to sirf uska papa hi samne khada tha. Boy : papa meri dost kahan hai. Papa : tumhe nahi pata tumhe dil kisne diya. Boy : what! Aur zor zor se ronelaga tabhi dil se aawaz aai ro mat main tere sine me hamesha ke liye zinda hun..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ke Pados Mein Ek Poultry Farm Chalta Tha, Wo Waha Se Roj Ande Chura Leta Tha. Unhe Todkar Omlet Banakar Kha Jata Tha. Aur Ando Ke Chilke Ko Fevicol Se Chipka Kar Wapis Rah Aata Tha. Poultry Farm Ka Malik Jab Apne Istemal Ke Liye Ande Todta To Khali Pata. 2 Din Aisa Hone Ke Baad Weh Murgo Ke Bich Bandook Leke Bhaga Aur Garajkar Bola: Saalo! Jaldi Bolo Condom Kon Use Kar Raha H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • . INDIA :- Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye, . Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye.. . . kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye.. . kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye.. . Kabhi fb pr LIKE SHARE k liye mar gye . kabhi jaati..paati ke naam par mar gaye.. . kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye.. . . kabhi ham aapas me do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye.. . . . hote aaj Veer BHAGAT SINGH to kehte.. yaar SUKH-DEV . RAJGURU , Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain? K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum B Kr K Dekh Lo ‘MOHABBAT’ Kisi Se *DOST* Sabzi k Paisey Easyload Main na lagey to Mera Naam Badal Dena… (.”)> nhi ammi /)( wo gum ho l l gaye. Schi !
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 fastest ways of comunication... 3. Telephone 2. Television 1. Tell a women... If Need more speed??? ? ? ? ? ? Also advice her "KISI Ko bolna nahi"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto Se Problem Share Krna Achha Hota H Isliye Nhi K Wo Use Solve Krte H Par Saale Aise-aise Solutions Dete H K Hum Problem Hi Bhul Jate H.. By - DeB
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rule Of Boys- Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par . . . . Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati
    • 10 years ago



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  • JHONY JHONY.....YES PAPA ! JOB IN COMPANY.....YES PAPA ! LOT OF TENSION.....YES PAPA ! TOO MUCH WORK.....YES PAPA ! FAMILY LIFE.....NO PAPA ! BP SUGAR.....HIGH PAPA ! YERLY BONUS.....JOKE PAPA ! ANNUAL PAY.....LOW PAPA ! PERSONAL LIFE.....LOST PAPA ! PROMOTION INCENTIVE.....HA ! HA ! HA !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhagwan Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya, Pyas Dekhi To Pani Banaya, Tumko Neend Aayi To Bister Banaya, Aur Bina Dost Ke Dekha To Muje Fasaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मित्रो पूरा पाकिस्तान उस वख्त फुट फुट कर रोया = = = जिस वख्त बिलावल भुट्टो ने कहा कि = = = हिन्दुस्तान ने जो रोकेट मंगल यान पर भेजा है = = = में वो बोतल भि हिन्दुस्तान से छिन लूँगा...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shadi Sudha Dost Ne Apne Kunware Dost Se Kaha, Biwi Ko Kush Rakhne Ke Sirf 2 Hi Tarike H. Dost Ne Pucha: Kaun Se. Shadi Shuda: Ya To Biwi Ke Liye Jewellery Kharidte Raho. Ya Use Samjhate Raho Ki Sundarta Gehno Ki Mohtaj Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaikh ki wife:ager main mer gai to kitney arsey bad shadi kar lo gey? Shaikh:meri koshish hogi k qulloun wali biryani main vallima kar loun.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mggar khaoge..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Six answers give by a GIRL when she is proposed.... 1. Nahi 2. Mujhe waqt chahiye 3. I have always seen u as a friend 4. I alrady have a boy friend 5. We should concentrate on studies. 6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed.... 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. Yes 5. Yes 6. Yes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Namaskar! A hmari faltu SMS sewa h Isme hm logo ko wqt bewqt preshan kiyaKrte h Is sewaka labh uthane keLiye shukriya Ab ap apna kaam kriye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa-Nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak? Beti-Boyfrnd k sath Maa-Kr aayi n mu kala? Beti-To kya hua maa, Fair & lovly hai n 7din me gorapan vapas..!
    • 10 years ago



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