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  • Saala Ajeeb System Hai.... Neend Ladki ko nahi aati, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta hai :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath gham.. Aapko tang karne ko hum Har lamha har dam.. Dost
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fizaao Ke Badalne Ka Intzar Mat Kar, Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intzar Mat Kar, Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Jaa, Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति बेचारा साल के 365 दिन पत्नी का मुंह देख के खाना खाता है, उसमें कोई बात नहीं! पत्नी एक दिन पति का मुंह देखकर खाना खाये तो त्योहार!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • :baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
    :curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

    તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
    :raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
    ખાતા નહીં,

    હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Hawa Chalti Hai, Tufan Aata Hai, BiJli Kadakti Hai, BadaL Garjte Hai, Barish Aati Hai, Ole Padte Hai, Talab Bharte Hai, Tab Jake Aap Jaise Mendak Niklte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aadmi Machar Se Din Me Kyu Kat Rhe Ho Machr Ovrtime kar rha hu Sahab Maa Bap Bimar hai Ghar me Jwan Behn Hai Or LdkeWalo Ne Dahej Me 1 Litre Khun Mnga Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Ke Teacher Ne Student Se Pucha, Bacho Mein Station Nahi Pahuch Saka, Kyunki Meri Taxi Kharab Ho Gayi Thi- Iski English Bnao. Student: Sir Riksha Pakad Lete. Iski English Ku Banwa Rahe Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhoka Mila jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udaasi Chha Gyi, Socha Tha Chhod Denge iss Rah ko, Kambkht Phir Ek Nye Number Se Missed Call Aa Gyi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • सरदार सरदारनी रेलवे स्टेशन पर खड़े ट्रेन का इंतजार कर रहे थे… तभी एक गाड़ी आई जिस पर लिखा था “बॉम्बे मेल” सरदार भाग कर गाड़ी में चढ़ गया… बीवी से बोला – जब “बॉम्बे फीमेल” आये तो तू भी चढ़ जाना
    • 10 years ago



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  • KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa, Speed me 220 di likhaan, Teacher de saamne me nai rukda, Em a night writer, Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da, Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya, Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya, Un nu me puchda, Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye, Ni dur isey le ja we ariye, Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A funny life cycle, COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRND n GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka : Kal Raat Mere Spane Mein Salman Sharma Aaya Tha, Aur Tumhare Sath Jabardasti Karne Ki Kosish Kar Raha Tha. Ladki : To Kya Maine Usne Sab Kuch Karne Diya. Ladka : Nahi Tumne Saaf Mana Kar Diya. Ladki: Phir To Koi Or Ladki Hogi Wo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kehte Hai 1 Ladki Ne Padhai Kar Li To Ghar Ke 4 Logo Ko Shikshit Banati Hai, Par Us Ladki Ke Padhte Time College Me 40 Ladke Fail Ho Jate Hai, Uska Kya.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • *Hr Biwi Ki Dua* Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Taraki DE . Dolat de Bangla De . Mujhe Ku ch Ni Chahiye Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko .de . . . BAKi. ...US se lena mera kaam. :-D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • *BSNL Customer Care* Me: Internet bohat slow chal raha hai Customer Care Man: Wow! Internet toh chal raha hai na kush raho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Attitude of Girls:-When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS She Laughs For 10 Minutes, Forwards That to Her Friends and...! Then Replies the Boy I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dedicated to all Males who are married - "कह दो समुंदर से मुझे, जरुरत नही उन लहरों की... बस एक बीवी ही काफी है, ज़िन्दगी में तूफ़ान लाने के लिए...
    • 10 years ago



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