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The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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We ought to make the pie higher.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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I read the newspaper.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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