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  • लोग कहते हैं कि इतनी दोस्ती मत करो कि दोस्ती दिल पर सवार हो जाए,
    हम कहते हैं कि दोस्ती इतनी करो कि दुश्मन को भी तुमसे प्यार हो जाए।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Shrm Se Wo apni Palkein Jhukaane Lagee Hain,
    Zubaan Se Bahoot Ladkhadaane Lagee Hain,
    Mohabbat Na Kijiye, Hame Keh Ke Wo Bewafa,
    Dabe Honthon Se Phir Muskuraane Lagee Hain !!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Wo aati hai mujhe staane ke liye,
    Me jaata hun use manane ke liye,
    Wo kahti hai tum mujhse pyar nahi
    karte,
    Or me kahta hun ki tere siva hum kisi
    or ko yaad nahi krte,
    Usne mujhe chod diya kisi or ke liye,
    Or humne bi chod di duniya sirf usi
    ke liye.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • 7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

    Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain

    Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu?

    Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain

    Aur kehtaa hain chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pati-Patni Me Zagde Ke Baad,
    Pati Ne Kagaz Pe Likha,
    "Mujhe 6.Baje Jaga Dena."
    Patni Ne Subah Kagaz Pe Likh Diya.
    "6 Baj Gye Hai Uth Jaao."
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har Dilme dard chupa hota Hai,
    Bas Bayan krne ka andaz
    juda hota hai,
    .
    .
    kuch log ashko se dard ko baha dete hain
    .
    .
    or kisi ka dard uski
    hasi me chupa hota hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Gf ne bf ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya....
    Gf : Apne uncle ko fon do.
    Bacha : Aap ka name ?
    Gf : Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e-man ka call hai...
    Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha,
    usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi...
    uss ne masumiyat se kaha : "lekin aunty, mobile pe to "JUGAAD" likha hai....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har Pal Sunhare Phool Khilte
    Rahe, Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka
    Saamna, Zindagi Aapki Khushiyo
    Se Bhari Rahe, Deepawali
    Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkamna.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Diwali SMS
  • Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi hai

    Jinke dil aankho mein basa karte hai

    Shayari to wo shaks likhte hai

    jo sharab se nahi KALAM se nasha karte hai...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Yuhi Kabhi Spno Se Dil Lgaya Kro,
    Kisi K Khwabo Mein Aaya Jaya Kro,
    Jab Bhi Dil Kare Ki Koi Tume Bhi Subah Jagaye,
    Bus Humein Yaad Karke Pehle So To Jaya Karo.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Q: What Is The Difference B/w
    Secretary & Private Secretary?
    Ans:
    Secretary Says Good Morning Sir
    &
    Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir
    Samja Ho Vo Like Thokho....
    • 9 years ago



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  • I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Humor Quotes , Cat Quotes