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Is Tarah Dil Me Samaoge Malum Na Tha
Dil Ko Itna Tadpaoge Malum Na Tha
Socha Tha Dur Ho Or Yaad Nhi Aoge
Mgr Is Kadar Yaad Aoge Malum Na Tha..

10 years ago

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2 baten unse ki dil ka dard kho gaya,
logo ne puchha aj tumhe kya ho gaya,
hum bekarar ankho se sirf has pade,
ye na keh paye ki hume unse pyar ho gaya.

10 years ago

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Bheeg Jati Hai Kabhi Palak Tanhai
Me, Darte Hai Dukh Ko Koi
Jaan Na Le, Pasand Karte Hai
Baaris Me Chalna, Taki Rote
Huye Hume Koi Pehchan Na Le.

10 years ago

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May God Bless You With:

Colours Of Joy;

Colours Of Love:cupid:;

Colours Of Happiness;

Colours Of Friendship;

And All Other Colours You Want To Paint In Your Life.

Happy Holi! :fire::fire::fire:

10 years ago

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EK TRAIN ME BHIKHARI SETH SE:Sahab Allah Ke Naam Par 12RS De Do,
SETH_Par Tujhe 12RS Kis Baat K Chahiye,
BHIKHARI_Sahab Coffe Pina Hai,
SETH_Par COFFE To RS6 K Milte Hain,
BHIKHARI_Sath Me GIRLFRIEND Bhi hai,
SETH_Bhikhari Hokar GF Rakhte Ho,
BHIKHARI_Sahab GF Ne Hi Bhikhari Bana Diya Hai.

10 years ago

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I don't want to hold out false hopes that the - by some magic moment, that things will turn around in a couple months because they wouldn't, Charlie. I mean, and it's a big mistake to try and mislead people.

5 years ago

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Couple Quotes , Mistake Quotes

Knowledge without transformation is not wisdom.

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Self Improvement Quotes

Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?

Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!

10 years ago

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Dil :heart: Aaj Kaal Meri Sunta Nhi, Koi Samjhao Yaar Inko Sunai Kan :ear: Se Deta Hai Dil Se Nahi.

9 years ago

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Marne k baad hamare nasib me mohabbat ho na ho,
Ye hawa ye fiza ho na ho,
Arey dost zinda h tab-tak sms bhejte raho,
Kya pta hmari kabr pe network ho na ho....

10 years ago

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Bikhre Ansu Ke Moti Hon Pinaa Sake
Teri Yaad Mein Saari Raat Hum So Na Sake
Beh Na Jaaye Har Yaad Teri
Yeh Sochkar Hum Ro Na Sake

10 years ago

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When the economy is still struggling, putting people back to work, finding ways to spur economic activity, ultimately can help to reduce the structural deficits and debts that countries experience.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Country Quotes , Struggle Quotes

A man may not transgress the bounds of major morals, but may make errors in minor morals.

5 years ago

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Men Quotes , Errors Quotes

If you would civilize a man, begin with his grandmother.

5 years ago

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"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the
doorbell."COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
JOKE: Joy Of Kids Entertainment.
AIM: Ambition In Mind.
DATE: Day And Time Evolution.

10 years ago

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I have felt that the Gita teaches us that what cannot be followed in day-to-day practice cannot be called religion.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Practice Quotes , Gita Quotes

And to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. BEATRICE No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Mother Quotes , Stars Quotes

I put heavy weight on certainty. It's not risky to buy securities at a fraction of what they're worth.

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Shan Se Hum Tere DiL Me Rahenge;
Teri Mohabbat Pe JAAN Nisar Karenge;
Dekh Ke JALEGI Humse Duniya Sari;
Is Khadar BE-PANAH Tujhe Pyar Karenge...

10 years ago

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Things to Learn Frm SRK
Muvie
Kuch Kuch hota hai:
DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL
KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI
BETI SE
PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum:
NAUKAR KI BETI
SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna:
DUSARO KI BIWI SE
PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI
BETI SE
PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL
KATANE
WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI
MANGETAR SE
PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE
PYAAR Mai Hoon na:
TEACHER SE PYAAR
Note - SRK teaches us
how to manage
external affairs.

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