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  • Ek"aah" jo dil ko rula de,
    ek"waah" jo mon ko behla de,
    ek"raah" jo manjil ko mila de aur
    ek `sms` Jo apno ki "yaad"dila de
    Miss u swee2
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • It is not a lack of real affection that scares me away again and again from marriage. Is it a fear of the comfortable life, of nice furniture, of dishonor that I burden myself with, or even the fear of becoming a contented bourgeois.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Real Quotes , Nice Quotes
  • Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya

    Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho..

    Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Aristocracy is an atmosphere; it is sometimes a healthy atmosphere; but it is very hard to say when it becomes an unhealthy atmosphere. You can prove that a man is not the son of a king, or that he is not the delegate of a definite number of people. But you cannot prove that a man is not a gentleman.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Kings Quotes , Son Quotes
  • Ladki Saath Ho To HOTEL Bill,

    Ladki Dur Ho To MOBILE Bill,

    Ladki Na Mile To DARU Ka Bill, Isliyena Lagao DIL Na Aayega BILL. PremSe Bolo Jai Lokpal Bill:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Jor se bolo
    Gud9it
    .
    Sare bolo
    Gud9it
    .
    Milke bolo
    Gud9it
    .
    Frnd bhi bole
    Gud9it
    .
    Didi bhi bole
    Gud9it
    .
    Chalo ab so jao
    subah good morning bolna sikhayenge.
    Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Wife: I have a good news and a bad
    news.
    Husband: I m very busy. Just give me
    the good news.
    Wife: the airbags in our new AUDI
    worked perfectly fine.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa: mere paas..
    gadi he,
    bangla he,
    bank balance he,sab he..
    kya hai tumhare paas?
    .
    .
    Banta:
    Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Mai To Chup Chup K Tanha Ro Lunga,
    Ab Dil Ka Dard Kisi Se Na Bolunga,
    Mujhe Neend To Aati Nahi Raaton Ko,
    Jab Rukegi Dil Ki Dhadkan
    To Jee Bhar K So Lunga...
    Sweet
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS