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Bari Khubsurat Hai Aakhein
Tumhari Kaise Bhula Du
Mahboob Tumhari Tum Nahi
Sath Mere To Kya Hua Har
Pal Paas Mere Yaadein Tumhar.

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

The fact that we can become accustomed to anything, however disgusting at first, makes it necessary to examine carefully everything we have become accustomed to.

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Firsts Quotes , Facts Quotes

Lack of ornamentation is a sign of spiritual strength.

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Tags : Adolf Loos Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , Spiritual Strength Quotes

Inspiration is a slender river of brightness leaping from a vast and eternal knowledge, it exceeds reason more perfectly than reason exceeds the knowledge of the senses.

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Tags : Sri Aurobindo Quotes , Teacher Quotes , Teaching Quotes

The greater the lie, the greater the chance that it will be believed.

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Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , Lying Quotes , Historical Quotes

Get ready; if the Democrats take the House, your taxes are going up.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , House Quotes , Democrat Quotes

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Clean Desk Quotes , Funny Business Quotes

For every one billion particles of antimatter there were one billion and one particles of matter. And when the mutual annihilation was complete, one billionth remained - and that's our present universe.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Science Quotes , Matter Quotes

What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews.

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Tags : Anne Frank Quotes , Christian Quotes , Responsibility Quotes

मैं : खम्भे के सहारे खड़े हो,शू-शू लगी है क्या ?

दोस्त : नहीं क्यूँ

मैं : नहीं..कुत्ते:dog: अक्सर शू-शू करने के लिए खम्भे का सहारा लेते हैं न

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A capacity, and taste, for reading, gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. It is the key, or one of the keys, to the already solved problems. And not only so. It gives a relish, and facility, for successfully pursuing the [yet] unsolved ones.

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Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Reading Quotes , Keys Quotes

Bahoot Door Magar Bahoot
Paas Rehti Ho, Aankho Se
Door Sahi Par Dil Ke Paas
Rehti Ho, Mujhko Sirf Etna
Bata Do Ki Kyaa, Tum Bhi
Mere Bina Udaas Rehti Ho..!!

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

Ek Ladki interview denay gai
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai
jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ??
.
Ladki : bike !
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike
chAlo ek aur sawal,
Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres
hotay
hain ??
.
Ladki : car !
Boss : nhi, toyota car
.
Ladki: Chal ab tu mere sawal ka
jawab de.!
.
Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney
mai white hai aur beech mai kala
anda hai…..??
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Boss : hehehe !! Ankh.
.
Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki
ankh

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Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.

Djsumit

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2 Studnts Cheating Karne Hi Wale The Ke

Teachr Agya Or Pucha:

Tum Se Peche Wale Larke Ne Abi Kya Pucha?

Studnt: Sir Is Ne Pucha Japan Ka Capital Kya Hai.

Teachr: Toh Tum Ne Bata Dya?

Studnt: Nai Sir...Mene Isko Danta Tha

K Abi To Tu Ne Muje Toka Hai Mgr Ab Na "TOKYO" ;) :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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The guide, the guru, the leader, the teacher, has passed away; the boy, the student, the servant, is left behind.

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Teacher Quotes , Boys Quotes

Maine Unse Pyar Kiya,
Yeh Mere Pyar Ki Had Thi.
Maine Unpe Itabar Kiya,
Yeh Mere Itabar Ki Had Thi.
Markar Bhi Khuli Rahi Meri Aakhen,
Yeh Mere Intizaar Ki Had Thi.

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My policies are based not on some economics theory, but on things I and millions like me were brought up with: an honest day's work for an honest day's pay; live within your means; put by a nest egg for a rainy day; pay your bills on time; support the police.

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Tags : Margaret Thatcher Quotes , Mean Quotes , Rainy Day Quotes

Gam me hasne valoko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
Lehro se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jata,
hone vale ho jate he khud hi dil se apne ,
Kisiko kehkar apna banaya nhi jata.

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Aksar Gumsum Rehnewala Nagma Hu Mai
.
Apki Yado Me Rehnewala Lamha Hu Mai
.
Aap Meri Jaan Ho To 1 Bat Batao
Apke Hote Huye B Kyu Tanha Hu Me.

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