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  • shadi ke 7 sukh

    1.subah subah garm pani milega (bartan dhone ke liye)

    2. pyare pyare bche milenge (aapko gdha bnane ke liye)

    3. har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi (rashan lane ke liye)

    4. biwi aapki baho me bahe dalegi ( khrcha pani ke liye)

    5. aap gana gana shuru kr doge (bacho ko sulane ke liye)

    6. wo roj tyar hokar samne ayegi (shoping jaane ke liye)

    7. aapko bi whisky ka maza ayega (kuch der gum bhulane ke liye)

    NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • If gratitude and esteem are good foundations of affection, Elizabeth's change of sentiment will be neither improbable nor faulty. But if otherwise--if regard springing from such sources is unreasonable or unnatural, in comparison of what is so often described as arising on a first interview with its object, and even before two words have been exchanged, nothing can be said in her defence, except that she had given somewhat of a trial to the latter method in her partiality for Wickham, and that its ill success might, perhaps, authorise her to seek the other less interesting mode of attachment.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Jane Austen Quotes , Gratitude Quotes , Attachment Quotes
  • "Give importance for every person in your life...
    Becouse everyone has their own "value" .. ,
    once you mis them never come back"!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • I'm not convinced that women have the education or the sense of their own history enough or that they understand the cruelty of which men are capable and the delight that many men will take in seeing you choose to chain yourself - then they get to say 'See, you did it yourself.'
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , Men Quotes , Delight Quotes
  • Intiha Ho Gayi Hai Apne
    Pyaar Ki Gahrayi Ki.
    Aadat Si Ho Chuki Hai Ab
    To Tumse Judaai Ki.. Dhoka
    Dena Fitrat To Nahi Uski..
    koi Wajah Jarour Hogi Uski
    Bewafai Ki.!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Devote Time To Enjoy
    Its The Secret Of Youth..
    Devote Time For Frnds
    Its The Path To Happiness..
    Devote Time To Love And Be Loved
    Its The Source Of Pleasure..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Santa ne PCO pe jate
    hi PCO wale ko 2
    thappad laga diye.
    Socho kyon?
    Because PCO ke
    bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2
    lagaye
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Aap ki aashiqi ne humein mushoor kar diya,
    Apne sath jeene par majboor kar diya,,,,,,,,,
    Kitna seedha aur saccha sa hai prem tumhara,
    Ki humari Call se bajta hai mobile mein wo pyar bhara gana hamara
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
    Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
    Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
    Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge….
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Chale Jao Dur Beshaq Meri Zndgi Se
    Magar Is Dilse Kis Tarah Dur Jaoge
    Jab Ayegi Yaad Meri Chahoge Milna
    Par Mil Na Paoge
    Mehfil Me Reh Kar Bhi Tanha Ho Jaoge
    Sochoge Jab Bhi Mere Bare Me Fir Bahut
    Pachtaoge
    Mana Ki Pa Loge Ek Aur Mehbooba Magar
    Ek Aur Hume Kaha Se Laoge..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Andaj-A-Dosti to 1 ada he,
    uske bin zindgi me na mja he,
    esliye kahte he hum se na ruthna khabi,
    kyoki... dost ka ruthna bhi 1 sja he.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS