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  • Santa suffering from cold was shivering.
    His son called a doc.
    Doc: wht happened?
    Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Lahu bahane ki aadat hai unhe.
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    Rulake hasane ki aadat hai unhe.
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    Milenge ab to khub rulayenge unhe.
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    Suna hai,
    Rote huye lipat jane ki aadat hai unhe.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Gamva Thi Kyrey Koi Chez
    Apni Nthi Hoti, Darek Muskan
    Khushi To Nthi Hoti, Medva
    To Bdha Mange 6 Ganu Bdhu,
    Pan Kyrek Samay To Kyrek
    Kismat Sathe Nthi Hoti



    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati SMS
  • 2Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
    1st Bola-Mai Docter Bnuga.
    2ndBola-Main Engineer Bnuga.
    Itne Me Aunti Ne MoRtIN Jla Di.
    Mchr Bole-Sali Ne pura
    Career Khrab Kr Diya.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar N Lage,
    Koi Achha B Is Kadar N Lage,
    Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
    Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar N Lage.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Last of all will come self-surrender. Then we shall be able to give ourselves up to the Mother. If misery comes, welcome; if happiness comes, welcome. Then, when we come up to this love, all crooked things shall be straight. There will be the same sight for the Brahmin, the Pariah, and the dog. Until we love the universe with samesightedness, with impartial, undying love, we are missing again and again. But then all will have vanished, and we shall see in all the same infinite eternal Mother.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Mother Quotes , Dog Quotes
  • Pee K Raat Ko Usko Ham Bhulane Lage,
    Sharab Me Gum Ko Gholkar Khane Lage,
    Yeh Daru Bhi Kambakht Bewfa Nikli.
    Nashe Me Vo Aur Yaad Ane Lage..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes SMS
  • Zindgi Aisi Hai Jitni Jiyo Utni Kam Hai
    Gum Ek Aisi Cheez Hai Jisme Jitna Doobo Utna kam Hai
    Par Dosti Ek Aisa Rishta Hai Jitna Samjo Utna Kam hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Yaad rukti nahi rok paane se.
    Dil maanta nahi kisi k smjhane se.
    Ruk jati hai dhadkene aapko bhool jane se.
    Isliye aapko yaad karte hai zine k bhane se..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Rape Karne Walo Ko..
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    Phasi Nahi Deni Chahiye
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    Unko Jinda Sher Ke Pinjare Me
    Daal Dena
    Chaiye.
    Janwaro Ko Janwar Hi Maare To
    Accha Hoga.
    Agree ?
    To fir thoko lyk
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS