Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Meri HATHELI bhi tum apne pas rakh lo,
Jab dua mango to isko bhi utha dena,

Khushi mile to apne haath aage kar dena,
Gham mile to meri HATHELI me thama dena..

10 years ago

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January gray is here, like a sexton by her grave; February bears the bier, march with grief doth howl and rave, and April weeps -- but, O ye hours! Follow with May's fairest flowers.

5 years ago

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Tags : Percy Bysshe Shelley Quotes , Time Quotes , Grief Quotes

Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne Laga Ki Neki Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati.. . . Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi, Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur . . . . Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Bank customer service best reply:
Customer – Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo
kab clear hoga?
Clerk – 3 din me.
Customer – Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka
hai,
Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay
kyu ?
Clerk – Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai
na.
Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho,
aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai,
Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta
denge ?
Customer behosh.

10 years ago

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Aansuon ko palkon pe laaya na
kijiye.
Dil ki baatein har kisi ko bataya
na kijiye…
Log mutthi mein namak liye firte
hain..
Apne har jakhm dikhaya na
kijiye

10 years ago

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Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.

6 years ago

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Tags : A. P. Herbert Quotes , Rose Quotes , Made Quotes

If you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.

5 years ago

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Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Believe Quotes , Believe In Me Quotes

Nonviolence is not a cloistered virtue, confined only to the rishi and the cave-dweller.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Caves Quotes , Virtue Quotes

Sakoon apne dil ka maine kho diya,
Khud ko dard ke samandar mein dubo diya,
Jo thi kabhi mere muskurane ki wajah,
Aaj uski kami ne mere palko ko bhigo diya.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

After all, this is a guy that tried to kill my dad at one time.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Time Quotes , Dad Quotes

In the world's broad field of battle, In the bivouac of Life, Be not like dumb, driven cattle! Be a hero in the strife!

5 years ago

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Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Hero Quotes , Dumb Quotes

The party which is out sees nothing but graft and incapacity in the party which is in; and the party which is in sees nothing but greed and animosity in the party which is out.

6 years ago

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Tags : Agnes Repplier Quotes , Party Quotes , Political Quotes

कभी सोचा:pensive: नही :x:था वो :bride_with_veil:भी मुझे:sunglasses: तनहा कर जाएगी..:cry:
जो:point_up_2: परेशांन देख कर अक्सर कहती थी..."मैं:bride_with_veil: हूँ ना",,,,,:ok_hand::virgo::broken_heart::person_with_blond_hair_tone1:‍♀

9 years ago

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Tags : Sad Whatsapp Status , Sad SMS , New Whatsapp Status , Whatsapp Status

A thousand men enslaved fear one beast free.

5 years ago

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Tags : Victor Hugo Quotes , Fear Quotes , Men Quotes

Nashili Aankho se Aap Jab Hamen Dekhte Hain,
Hum Ghabra Kar Aankhen Jhuka Lete Hain…
Kaun Milaaye in Aankho se Aankhein,
Suna Hai Aap Aankho se Apna Bana Lete Hain…

10 years ago

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KHUSHI ek aisi cheez h,
jo apke pas na hone k baad bhi,
aap chahe to doosre ko de
skte ho
.
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.
.
.
.
.
maze ki baat yeh hai k TENSION
bhi aisi hi cheez hain

10 years ago

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Satyagraha, of which civil resistance is but a part, is to me the universal law of life.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Law Quotes , Resistance Quotes

Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga
Charaag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga
Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichar Ke Khush Hain Hum
Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga

10 years ago

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Tags : Break Up SMS

Generally speaking, the greater a woman's beauty, the greater her modesty.

5 years ago

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Beauty Quotes , Women Quotes

Someday I'm going to find somebody and love him and love him and never let him go.

5 years ago

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , And Love Quotes , Someday Quotes