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  • Santa: doctor, this
    medicine
    is not available at any
    medical store.
    Doctor:oh sorry,
    i forgot to write the
    medicine.
    That was my signature.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • I Love Ur Dark Eyes
    & Ur Curly Hairs
    I Love Ur Smile
    & The Way That U Care
    I Love Ur Deep Kisses
    & Ur Soft Touch
    I Love U I Love U
    I Love U So Much
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
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    Morng....
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    Sorry,
    Hawa Tez Hai,
    Isliye Msg B Lahra K Aa Raha H
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS
  • Heart received "Love".

    Mind received "Knowledge"

    Ear received "Music"

    Eyes received "Beauty"

    But,

    My heart receive your "friendship". gud ngt.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Kata.. .
    Aadmi :" Ab Din Mein Bhi ???
    ?
    ?
    Machchar :" Kya Karu Ghar Mein
    Maa - Baap Bimar Hai. ..
    Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne
    1 Ltr Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai.:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • The great things in life are what they seem to be. And for that reason, strange as it may sound to you, often are very difficult to interpret (understand). Great passions are for the great of souls. Great events can only be seen by people who are on a level with them. We think we can have our visions for nothing. We cannot. Even the finest and most self-sacrificing visions have to be paid for. Strangely enough, that is what makes them fine.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Passion Quotes , Sacrifice Quotes
  • Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
    Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
    Hum apko good night kahne aate,
    Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
    Good night & have sweet dream..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • aasi thak gaye ya soniye teri kar kar udeak,
    tere rahan vich palkha vichaye baithe ha,
    eh thakna v hoya sanu soneo manjur,
    Jado di yaari tere naal aasi layi baithe ha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Punjabi SMS
  • Basa Gayi Hai Mere Ehsas Mein Yeh Kaisi Mahak
    Koi Khusbu Main Lagaun Teri Khusbu Aaye,

    Maine Khuda Se Din Raat Yeh Dua Maangi Thi
    Koi Aahat Na Ho Dar Par Mere Aur Tu Aaye,

    Uski Baton Ki Gul O Lala Par Sabnam Barse
    Sab Ko Apnane Ka Us Shokh Ko Jaadu Aaye,
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
    Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
    Kitne khade hai raho pe,
    Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • Khuda Pyar Sabko Deta he.
    Dil bhi Sabko Deta he.
    Dil me Basne Wala Bhi Sabko Deta he
    But....
    Dil Ko Samjne Wala Nasib Walo Ko hi Milta he..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Bravery is a mean state concerned with things that inspire confidence and with things fearful ... and leading us to choose danger and to face it, either because to do so is noble, or because not to do so is base. But to court death as an escape from poverty, or from love, or from some grievous pain, is no proof of bravery, but rather of cowardice.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Pain Quotes , Mean Quotes