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Aapke sMs Ke Intezar Me ChupChap Baithe Hai
Bhej Rahe Ho sMs Ya Shor Machaavu.?

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Mind only thinks, meditation lives.

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Tags : Rajneesh Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Meditation Quotes

Unnatural deeds do breed unnatural troubles.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Deeds Quotes , Trouble Quotes

Rather than getting more spoilt with age, as difficulties pile up, epiphanies of gratitude abound.

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Tags : Alain de Botton Quotes , Gratitude Quotes , Grateful Quotes

Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hai, Kuch pal sath rahne ke baad dur chale jate hai, Sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad, Log barish ko bhul jate hai.

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A man should demand much from himself, but little from others. When you meet a man of worth, think how you may attain to his excellence. When you meet an unworthy one, then look within and examine yourself.

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Men Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Do you have a record contract? I have a recording agreement. What's the difference? One is an agreement and one is a contract! I am a man who deals by ear.

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Tags : Bob Marley Quotes , Men Quotes , Differences Quotes

I don't see the point in working just to be working.

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Dil Tuta,Use Tut Hi Jana Tha
Kasur Mera ,Tujhe Chahna Tha
Khud Ko Dard Dene Ka Shauk Hai
Mujhe,Ye Zakham To Khana Hi Tha
Parayon Se Ummid Kar Rahe The Hum
Unhe To Duniya Main Kho Jana Hi Tha
Kaise Koi Dabaye Apne Dil Ke Dard Ko
Banake Ansu Use Chalak Jana Hi Tha
Kisko Fursat Hai Sune Koi Meri Dastan
Wo To Ek Fasana Hai Use Chupana Hi Tha
Shayad Mit Gaya Khushi Aur Gum Ka Fasla
Apne Gum Ke Liye Hume, Muskrana Hi Tha.

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इश्क़ में नस काट लेना भी आसान था पर दोस्त इतने कमीने थे कि...

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सालों ने दारु पिला के उसी की बारात में नचवा दिया।

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aankho me raha dil me utar kar nahi dekha,
kashti ke musafir ne samander nahi dekha,
yaaro ki yaari ka yakine kar liya maine,
unki baaho me chhupa khanjar nahi dekha.

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Your money can be inflated away but your knowledge and talent cannot.

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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

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Tags : Alan Jay Lerner Quotes , Criticism Quotes , Theatre Quotes

Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Religious Quotes , Humor Quotes

Tujhe Seene Se Laga Kar Yeh Ehsas Hota Hai
Jaise Meri Dunia Simat Gayi Hai Inhi Baanhon Mein.

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You have nothing to do but mention the quantum theory, and people will take your voice for the voice of science, and belive anything.

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Voice Quotes , People Quotes

Be merry; you have cause, so have we all, of joy; for our escape is much beyond our loss . . . . then wisely weigh our sorrow with our comfort.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Loss Quotes , Joy Quotes

Poetry is not an assertion of truth, but the making of that truth more fully real to us.

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Real Quotes , Poetry Is Quotes

Santa Kadi - Chawal Kha Raha Tha.

Khate - Khate 1 Makkhi Khane Pe Bethne Lagi.

Santa Use Udhate Huwe Bola : Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai
Jo Tu Samjh Rahi Hai....

10 years ago

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