Shrm Se Wo apni Palkein Jhukaane Lagee Hain,
Zubaan Se Bahoot Ladkhadaane Lagee Hain,
Mohabbat Na Kijiye, Hame Keh Ke Wo Bewafa,
Dabe Honthon Se Phir Muskuraane Lagee Hain !!
Let the one fight for his flag, and the other for his ideal, and let them both imagine that they are fighting for the country; the strife will be colossal.
Wo aati hai mujhe staane ke liye,
Me jaata hun use manane ke liye,
Wo kahti hai tum mujhse pyar nahi
karte,
Or me kahta hun ki tere siva hum kisi
or ko yaad nahi krte,
Usne mujhe chod diya kisi or ke liye,
Or humne bi chod di duniya sirf usi
ke liye.
Pati-Patni Me Zagde Ke Baad,
Pati Ne Kagaz Pe Likha,
"Mujhe 6.Baje Jaga Dena."
Patni Ne Subah Kagaz Pe Likh Diya.
"6 Baj Gye Hai Uth Jaao."
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Har Dilme dard chupa hota Hai,
Bas Bayan krne ka andaz
juda hota hai,
.
.
kuch log ashko se dard ko baha dete hain
.
.
or kisi ka dard uski
hasi me chupa hota hai.
Gf ne bf ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya....
Gf : Apne uncle ko fon do.
Bacha : Aap ka name ?
Gf : Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e-man ka call hai...
Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha,
usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi...
uss ne masumiyat se kaha : "lekin aunty, mobile pe to "JUGAAD" likha hai....
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All music now is influenced by Hip Hop. It's so deeply ingrained in the culture.
Yuhi Kabhi Spno Se Dil Lgaya Kro,
Kisi K Khwabo Mein Aaya Jaya Kro,
Jab Bhi Dil Kare Ki Koi Tume Bhi Subah Jagaye,
Bus Humein Yaad Karke Pehle So To Jaya Karo.
So much of our time is spent in preparation, so much in routine, and so much in retrospect, that the amount of each person's genius is confined to a very few hours.
Q: What Is The Difference B/w
Secretary & Private Secretary?
Ans:
Secretary Says Good Morning Sir
&
Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir
Samja Ho Vo Like Thokho....
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I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.