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  • Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?
    Sambha:- Srkr 2.
    Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??
    Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.
    Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??
    Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.
    Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?
    Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.
    Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
    Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he
    Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?
    Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.
    yo frnds enjoy d dy.....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
    hazaro jati hai
    hazaro hasti hai
    hazaro rulati hai
    lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
    jo Doli me aati hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS
  • Mohabbat Har Insaan Ko
    Aazmati Hai, Kisi Se
    Rooth Jaati Hai Par Kisi
    Pe Muskurati Hai, Mohabbat
    Khel Hi Aisa Hai, Kisi Ka
    Kuch Nahi Jaata Kisi Ka
    Sab Kuch Chala Jaata Hai!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Wo Kehne Lagi
    Naqab Me Bhi Pehchan Lete Ho
    Hazaron K Beech Me.
    Mene Muskura K Kaha..,
    Teri Ankhon Se To Shuru Hua Tha ISHQ,
    Hazaaron K Beech Mein.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Hum to tere dil ki mahfil sajane aye the,
    Teri kasam tujhy apna banane aye the.
    Kis bat ki saza di tu ne ham ko,
    Bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnany aye the.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Before you Talk .. Listen. Before you React .. Think. Before you Criticize .. Wait. Before you Pray .. Forgive. Before you Quit ..Try ... Have A Blessed Day
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Wise Sayings SMS
  • Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain, Itne
    Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning, Woh
    Humhe Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain, Jaise
    0 Errors But 5 Warnings. Good
    Morning…….
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • diyo ki rosani
    Patako ki bahar
    Ma laxmi ki puja or
    Mithiyo ka bhndar
    Mubarak ho apko diwali ka tyohar
    In advance
    "Happy diwali"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Diwali SMS
  • Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo;
    .
    .
    Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena
    .
    Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi?
    .
    Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi,
    phir b aap bari ho gai hain
    Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi.
    .
    Maa:
    Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti,
    Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo
    warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi.
    .
    Beti: OK mama,.
    aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee
    leti hoon . .
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    Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia..
    Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS
  • Ye Yaad Hai Tumhari Ya Yaado Me Tum Ho,
    Ye Yaad Hai Tumhari Ya Khwabo Me Tum Ho,
    Hum Kuch Nahi Jante Hume Bas Itna Bata Do,
    Hum Jaan Hai Tumhare Ya Hamari Jaan Ho Tum
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS