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  • I like the copious, shapeless, warm, not so very clever, but extremely easy and rather coarse aspect of things; the talk of men in clubs and public-houses; of miners half naked in drawers the forthright, perfectly unassuming, and without end in view except dinner, love, money and getting along tolerably; that which is without great hopes, ideals, or anything of that kind; what is unassuming except to make a tolerably, good job of it. I like all that.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Clever Quotes
  • Jaate Jaate Wo Koi Achchi Nisani De Gaye,
    Umar Bhar Daura Saku Aisi Kahani De Gaye,
    Hum To Rah Gaye Pyase,
    Par Humari Palko Ko Wo Pani De Gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कोशिश न कर, सभी
    को “खुश” रखने की,
    कुछ लोगो की
    “नाराजगी” भी
    जरूरी है, चर्चा में बने
    रहने के लिए…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS
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    Har pal ne kaha ek pal se…
    Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao…
    pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho…
    ki har pal tum hi yaad aao…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Aapko Bhool Jaye Wo Nazar
    Kaha Se Lau, Kisi Aur Ko
    Chaah Le Wo Jigar Kaha Se
    Lau, Nahi Reh Sakte Hum Sanam
    Aapke Bina, Uff Bhi Na
    Nikle Wo Zeher Kaha Se Lau!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Panchhiyo ka madhur savera ye pegam de apko,
    ki suraj ki har kiran tej de apko,

    fulo ki har kli khushbu de Apko,

    ham to kuch dene k kabil nahi,

    upar wala
    Zindagi bhar ki khushi de apko.
    good morning..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS
  • I am looking for a Bank which can perform two things for me..
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    Give me a Loan.,
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    then Leave me Alone..;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Santa Enters Shop Shouts,
    Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil..?
    Shopkeeper : Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Bhai Saab..
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    Santa : Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
    CHOLESTROL FREE..!
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    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Girl : Mummy sir kitne
    handsme h na..
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    Maa : beti apne se bado
    ko pita saman samjhna
    chahiye…
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    Girl : Mummy tum bhi
    na,, hmesha apni
    setting karne me lagi
    rehti ho..
    Thoko like
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • MeRi TaNHai Se
    BaTe Ho RaHi Hai
    Na-JaNe KaB SuBaH
    Se RaaTe Ho RaHi H
    ...
    JaB BHi MeHSuS
    Ki TeRi KaMi Ko
    Tow FiR aNKHo
    Se BaRSaTe Ho RaHi Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Out of the depths of my happy heart wells a great tide of love and prayer for this priceless treasure that is confided to my lifelong keeping. You cannot see its waves as they flow toward you, darling, but in these lines you will hear...the distant beating of its surf.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Love Quotes , Cute Quotes