Na khwabon me dekha,
na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha…
दो बुज़ुर्ग अदालत में तलाक के लिए गए…… जज ने पूछा, “इस उम्र में तलाक क्यों लेना चाहती हैं आप ?” महिला बोली, “जज साहब! मेरे पति मुझ पर मानसिक अत्याचार कर रहे हैं।” जज ने पूछा, “वो कैसे?” महिला ने कहा, “इनकी जब मर्ज़ी होती है, मुझे खरी-खोटी सुना देते हैं… और जब मैं बोलना शुरू करती हूँ, अपने कान की मशीन निकाल देते हैं।
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.
Male, A member of the unconsidered or negligible gender. The male of the human race is commonly known to the female as Mere Man. The Genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.
Un Galiyon Se Jab Gujre To Manjar
Ajeeb Tha, Dard Tha Magar Wo
Dil Ke Kareeb Tha, Jise Hum
Dhundte The Apni Haathon Ki
Lakiron Me, Wo Kisi Dusre Ki
Kismat, Kisi Aur Ka Naseeb Tha.
There is a certain virtue in every good man, which night and day stirs up the mind with the stimulus of glory, and reminds it that all mention of our name will not cease at the same time with our lives, but that our fame will endure to all posterity.
संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !”
बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”
On the moral plane, true friends enjoy the same protection as the sense of smell confers upon dogs. They scent the sorrow of their friends, they divine its causes, and they clasp it to their minds and hearts.
Har kisi ko milta nahi pyar ka maza,
Naseeb valon ko milta hai ye meetha zaher mohabbat ka,
Bharosa rakhna apne pyar pe,
Bin bharose vala pyar tikta nahi is sansar mein.
Look on beauty, and you shall see 'tis purchased by the weight; which therein works a miracle in Nature, making them lightest that wear most of it: so are those crisped snaky golden locks which make such wanton gambols with the wind upon supposed fairness, often known to be the dowry of a second head, the skull that bred them in the sepulchre.