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  • Sardar idali bana raha tha. Wife: tum itni achhi idali kaise banate ho. Sardar: mere pas idali banane wala kapada he. Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri bra he wapis la!.
    By-jmsp
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Sir: Tere papa kal kyudaawat
    diye the?
    Boy: Sir, Aap aaye the?
    Sir: Haan
    Boy: Apko nai malum?
    Sir: Nhi Boy: Sir, wo 11 fakiro ki dawat
    thi:-P:-D

    Djsumit
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Us Jaisa Moti Samundar Me Nhi
    Hai, Wo Cheez Maang Rhe Hai
    Jo Mukadar Me Nhi Hai, Kismat
    Ka Likha To Mila He Hai
    Hume.. Dua To Us Cheez Ke
    Hai Jo Kismat Me Nhi Hai..!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • GirL ATM Pe SANTA Se.
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    Girl : BHAIYYA Mujhe Apna BALANCE
    Check Karna Hai...
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    Aap Meri Help Kar Do..
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    SANTA Use Ek Zor Ki LAAT Maarta Hai
    Aur
    Ladki Gir Jaati Hai..
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    SANTA : Tera BALANCE To Bahot
    Kharab Hai.. LOLZ

    BY-rahul
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Story SMS
  • Dhere Dhere Umar Cut Jaati H.
    Jindgi Yaado Ki Kitab Ban Jati
    H. Kabhi Kisi Ki Yaad Bohot
    Tadpati H. Or Kbhi Kisi Ki Yaadon
    K Sahare Jindgi Gujar Jaati H.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..

    Waaah Waah….

    Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
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    Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai…
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Dard kafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
    Maut zaruri hai zindagi ke liye,
    Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye?
    Hum to zinda hai sirf aap ke liye.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • ☻Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
    Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
    Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
    Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Nice Love SMS