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  • पप्पू की शादी हुई,
    सुहागरात पर घूँघट
    हटाकर बोला "मुतकर
    आओ"
    लड़की susu कर आ गई,
    फिर बोला "मुतकर
    आओ"
    लड़की तंग आ कर फिर
    गई।
    तब तक पप्पू सो गया।
    ऐसा २-३ दिन हुआ तब
    लड़की की सहेलियों ने
    बताया
    यह घोंचू तोतला है
    और तुमसे कहता है
    "मुस्कुराओ" ..
    अब रात में जब
    वो फिर से कहता है :
    जान मुतकरआओ ...
    लड़की को हँसी आ
    जाती हे
    पप्पू - " अले
    जानेमन..अमने
    तो मुतकराने ते लिये
    बोला,
    तुम तो हँग दी !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Masoom Mohabat ka bus itna fasana hai,
    Kagaz ki haveli hai or barish ka zamana hai,
    Kya shart-e-mohabat hai,
    Kya shart-e-zamana hai,
    Aawaz B zakhmi hai or geet B gana hai,

    Us paar utarne ki umeed
    bohat kam hai,
    Kashti b purani hai
    Toofan ko bhi aana hai,
    Samjay ya na samjay
    wo andaaz mohabat ka,
    Ek Shakhs ko Aankhon se
    1 shair sunana hai,
    Bholi si Ada koi phir Ishq ki zid par hai,
    Phir aag ka darya hai,
    “OR doob k jana hai”
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Wo Kahte He Hume Ki Ab Aap Badal Gye Ho,
    Hum Bhi Hass Pde Ye Soch Kr Ki...

    Toote Huye Patto Ke Rang Aksar Badal Hi Jaya Karte Hai...PB
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Wife - कोई नया शेर सुनाओ ?
    Husband - संगमरमर से तराशा… ख़ुदा ने
    तेरे बदन को..!
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    Wife (खुशी से) - आगे..आगे....?
    Husband - बाकी बचा पत्थर उसने तेरी
    अक्ल पर रख दिया..!
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    फिलहाल
    Husband फरार है.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Diwali ke Is Mangal Avsar pr,
    ap Sabhi ke Manokamna Pure ho,
    Khushiyan Ap k Kadam Chume,
    Isi Kamna ke Saath ap Sabhi ko,
    Diwali ki Dhero Badhaiyan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Diwali SMS
  • एक नौजवान लड़के को गर्ल्स-हॉस्टल में नौकरी पर
    रख लिया गया.

    लगभग 3 महीने बाद लड़के के मोबाइल पर हॉस्टल के
    मालिक का फोन आया -
    “तुम अब तक अपनी सेलरी लेने क्यों नहीं आए ?”
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    लड़का – ‘Oh my God ! …..
    सेलरी भी मिलेगी
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves - this critical basis I call the ideal of a pigsty. The ideals that have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. Without the sense of kinship with men of like mind, without the occupation with the objective world, the eternally unattainable in the field of art and scientific endeavors, life would have seemed empty to me. The trite objects of human efforts - possessions, outward success, luxury - have always seemed to me contemptible.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Art Quotes , Kindness Quotes
  • Ambani V/s Santa
    This Is Ultimate
    Ambani: Agar Main Subah Se Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta..
    Santa: Hamare Paas Bhi Aisi Khatara Car Thi… Humne To Bech Di..
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Santa Banta Jokes
  • Dosti k mayne humse kya poochte ho
    hum abhi inn baaton se anjaan hai
    Tamanna hai toh sirf aapke sath ki
    varna hamari duniya toh veeran he
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Love SMS
  • The one test of the really weird (story) is simply this--whether or not there be excited in the reader a profound sense of dread, and of contact with unknown spheres and powers; a subtle attitude of awed listening, as if for the beating of black wings or the scratching of outside shapes and entities on the known universe's utmost rim.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Attitude Quotes , Wings Quotes
  • Tum Khus Itna Raho Me Kbhi
    Gum Na Ho, Tumhari Khushi
    Ke Din Kbhi Kam Na Ho, Itne
    Se Jaghaa De Dena Hume Apne
    Dil Me, Ke Kuch Khali
    Khali Sa Lage Jab Hum Na Ho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • In Aankho Se Din Raat Barsaat Hogi
    Agar Zindagi Sirf Jazbaat Hogi

    Kahan Aansuon Ki Ye Saugaat Hogi
    Naye Log Honge Nayi Baat Hogi

    Main Har Haal Mein Muskrata Rahunga
    Tumhari Mohabbat Agar Sath Hogi

    Chiragon Ko Aankho Mein Mehfooz Rakhna
    Badi Dur Tak Raat Hi Raat Hogi

    Na Tum Hosh Mein Ho, Na Hum Hosh Mein Hain
    Chalo Maikade Mein Vahi Baat Hogi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS