Sardar idali bana raha tha. Wife: tum itni achhi idali kaise banate ho. Sardar: mere pas idali banane wala kapada he. Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri bra he wapis la!.
By-jmsp
Enough for me is the mystery of the eternity of life, and the inkling of the marvelous structure of reality. There is in this neither a will nor a goal, nor a must, but only sheer being.
Us Jaisa Moti Samundar Me Nhi
Hai, Wo Cheez Maang Rhe Hai
Jo Mukadar Me Nhi Hai, Kismat
Ka Likha To Mila He Hai
Hume.. Dua To Us Cheez Ke
Hai Jo Kismat Me Nhi Hai..!
In battling evil, excess is good; for he who is moderate in announcing the truth is presenting half-truth. He conceals the other half out of fear of people's wrath.
GirL ATM Pe SANTA Se.
.
Girl : BHAIYYA Mujhe Apna BALANCE
Check Karna Hai...
.
Aap Meri Help Kar Do..
.
.
.
.
.
SANTA Use Ek Zor Ki LAAT Maarta Hai
Aur
Ladki Gir Jaati Hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SANTA : Tera BALANCE To Bahot
Kharab Hai.. LOLZ
Dhere Dhere Umar Cut Jaati H.
Jindgi Yaado Ki Kitab Ban Jati
H. Kabhi Kisi Ki Yaad Bohot
Tadpati H. Or Kbhi Kisi Ki Yaadon
K Sahare Jindgi Gujar Jaati H.
☻Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.