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After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
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Also sending a cos as your EID Gift.

9 years ago

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Tags : Eid Mubarak SMS

Rishto ki duniya me aksar aisa hota hai, Dilse inhe nibhana wala hi rota hai, Jhukna pade to jhuk jaana apno ke liye, Kyu ki har rishta 1 nazuk samjota hota hai...

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Opinion crowns with an imperial voice.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Voice Quotes , Crowns Quotes

CHOR(banduk tante hue): zindagi chahte ho ,to apna purse mere hawale kar do

DHIRU BHAI: yah lo

CHOR: kitne murkh ho ,meri banduk me to goli hi nahi thi

DHIRU BHAI: aur mere purse me b kaha rupye the

ha ha ha ha thoko like

FROM: YRSG

9 years ago

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The attempt is to kill the false "I", so that the real "I", the Lord, will reign. "I the Lord thy God am a jealous God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me," say the Hebrew scriptures.

5 years ago

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Real Quotes , Jealous Quotes

It may in fact be utterly impossible to be successful without helping others to become successful.

5 years ago

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Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Successful Quotes , Helping Others Quotes

Teacher:i love you kis ney ijaad kaya?

Boy:chaina na

teacher:wo kaisey?

Boy:chaley to chaand tak aur na chaley to sham tak

9 years ago

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AISA HAI DOSTANA HAMARA.
main Khisti tu Kinara main
matar tu paneer main barish tu badal
main rajma tu chawal main cool tu hot main april tu fool.

9 years ago

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Having no new companions, nothing remained for him but to read.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jack London Quotes

in times like the present, men should utter nothing for which they would not willingly be responsible through time and eternity.

5 years ago

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Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Responsibility Quotes , Men Quotes

Mujhe kisi k tasawur mein doob jane do...
Bahut nahi thoda sa hi jal jane do...

Main janta hoon muhabbat nahi usse mujse...
Magar main khush hoon mujh ko fareb khane do...

Main bhul jao usko yeh toh ho nahi sakta...
woh bhulta hai mujhe toh bhul jane do...

Meri wafain kal usse bahut rulaengi...
Meri wafa pe usse aaj muskurane do..

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

It is alarming ... to see Mr Gandhi, a seditious Middle Temple lawyer, now posing as a fakir of a type well-known in the East, striding half-naked up the steps of the Vice-regal Palace while he is still organising and conducting a campaign of civil disobedience.

5 years ago

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Temples Quotes , Vices Quotes

Bhul jana yaron itna aasan nahi hota,
Zakhmon ke nishan mitana aasan nahi hota.
Mana ho jisne yaar ko khuda,
Unko chhor jana asaan nahi hotaâ€¦

9 years ago

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He who knows not how to plant his will in things at least endows them with some meaning: that is to say, he believes that a will is already present in them (A principle of faith.)

5 years ago

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Believe Quotes , Principles Quotes

Bas ye khel dilon ka hai
chalta hi rehta hai,
hazaro khushiyon ke pal aye zindgi mai,
par kyun tanhai ka vo pal khalta hi rehta hai
hum lakh hase duniya ke age
par andar to kuch jalta hi rehta hai...ii

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi, sweet
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..

9 years ago

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रेगिस्तान भी :desert: हरे :deciduous_tree::herb::shamrock: हो जाते है, जब अपने :sunglasses: साथ :raising_hand::raised_hands: अपने भाई :two_men_holding_hands: खड़े हो जाते है ।।

9 years ago

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Tags : Whatsapp Love Status , Hindi Love SMS , New Whatsapp Status , Whatsapp Status

I want to make sure that we, as a nation, stay unified because that's how we're going to achieve our missions.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Want Quotes , Achieve Quotes

Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge,
Khud sone se pehle aapko khawab de jayenge,
Apko gila hai ki hum baat nahi karte,
Sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge....

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Lambi hai manzil door hai kinara
Dost kyoun nhi aata ab msg tumhara
bhool gaye no. ya naam hamara
ya phir mil gaya koi dost hamse bhi pyara?

9 years ago

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