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  • After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

    He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
    tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

    “Battery is OK”
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Munna Bhai Style Jokes
  • Rajnikant- Aj mere kuttene anda diya hei
    Amitabh-oye kutta kabse anda dene laga
    Rajnikant-hum VIP log hei murgi nam kutta rakh diya .



    • 10 years ago



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  • RAMZAN KI DUA Ay_Parwardigar
    Tu_Rahmaan
    Tu_Raheem
    Tu_Ghafoor
    Tu_Razzaq
    Tu_Kareem
    Tu_Qadir
    Tu_Muqtadir
    Tu_Ghaffar
    Tu_Wahab
    Tu_Noor
    Tu_Malik
    Tu_Qudoos
    AEY! Mere_RAB rehmat_farma_
    Mere doston pr Mere_Maa_Baap par_
    Mere_Asatza_par
    Mere_Behan_ Bhaiyon_par
    Mere_Aziz Rishtadaron_par _or_us_par bhi_jis_ne_ye Dua_likhi,
    jis_ne_padhi,
    jis_ne_suni__ ALLAH hr 1 ki parshani dur farmaye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Eid Mubarak SMS
  • We want the children to conform; we want to control their minds, to shape their conduct, their way of living, so that they will fit into the pattern of society, That is what every parent wants, is it not? And that is exactly what is happening, whether it be in America or in Europe, in Russia or in India. The pattern may vary slightly, but they all want the child to conform.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Children Quotes , Russia Quotes
  • Ham To Har Baat Khuda Par Chhod Dete Hain,
    Toote Na Dil Kisi Ka;DilApna Tod Lete Hain,
    Ham V To Insaan Hain;Koi Patthar To Nahi,
    Jo Log Har Toofan Hamari Taraf Mod Dete Hain.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • It's more important for me to have a good record with good music and be part of a movie that's good and where the music is used in a really great way. That's the important thing. The other stuff you want to say about it, I don't care.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aimee Mann Quotes , Important Quotes , Care Quotes
  • Pani Ka 1 Katra Palko Pe
    Cha Gaya, Ye Mausam Hal-E-Dil
    Aapka Bta Gya, Udas Ho Rahe
    The Na Aap Hamare Sms K
    Bina, Chalo Ab
    Muskurao Humara Sms Aa Gaya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Edu. related songs:-
    SCHOOL- Yeh galiyan yeh
    chobara,yahan aana na dobara.
    TUTION- Idhar chala me udhar
    chala.
    MATHS- Ajib dasta hai ye, kaha
    shuru kaha.
    SCIENCE-Aa khushi se khud khusi
    karle.
    GEOGRAPHY-Musa ­fir hu main yaro.
    ECONOMICS-Q PAISA paisa karti h.
    A/c -jor ka jatka hai joro se laga.
    EXAM-Zahrili rate ninde ud jati h.
    RESULT-Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye.
    PASS-Aaj me uper aasma niche.
    FAIL-Jag suna suna lage..
    • 10 years ago



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  • *** DIL SE ***

    Dil Ko Hum Se Churaya Aap Ne,

    Door Hote Hue Apna Banaya Aap Ne,

    Kabhi Bhool Nahi Payenge AapKo,

    Kyu Ki Yaad Rakhana Sikhaya Aap Ne
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • एक भारत रत्न उन लड़कीयों को भी देनी,
    चाहिए,,
    .
    .
    जो शेम्पु -खत्म हो जाने पर उसमें पानी मिलाकर,
    3--4 --दिन और चला लेती हैं -
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • किसी को खुश करने का मौका मिले तो खुदगर्ज ना बन जाना ऐ दोस्त, बड़े नसीब वाले होते है वो जो दे पाते है मुस्कान किसी चेहरे पर…
    • 10 years ago



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