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Wife :- Suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko saath me nahi rehne dete ....
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Husband :- Pagli, tabhi to use swarg kehte hai ...

10 years ago

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Tujhe Pyar Sikhane Mein Nakaam Rahe Hum
Jo Chhalka Kabhi Na Paymane Se Wo Jaam Rahe
Hum
Na Puch Kya Gujri Mere Dil Per
Jab Wafa Nibha Ke Bhi Badnaam Rahe Hummn

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

In Jesus Christ on the Cross, there is refuge; there is safety; there is shelter; and all the power of sin upon our track cannot reach us when we have taken shelter under the Cross that atones for our sins.

5 years ago

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Tags : A. C. Dixon Quotes , Jesus Quotes , Taken Quotes

In recent weeks we learned that scientists have created human embryos in test tubes solely to experiment on them. This is deeply troubling, and a warning sign that should prompt all of us to think through these issues very carefully.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Science Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Religions all have different names, but they all contain the same truths. ... I think the people of our religion should be tolerant and understand people believe different things.

5 years ago

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Tags : Muhammad Ali Quotes , Believe Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Sur E Sham Ab Chaman Main Jata Nahi
Kub Tak Koi Tere Rah Main Bheta Rahay?
Wo Apni Khushi Ka Qisa Batatay Rahay
Hum Apni Zindagi Ujarnay Pay Khamosh Rahay!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Men sooner forget the death of their father than the loss of their patrimony

5 years ago

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Tags : Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes , Death Quotes , Father Quotes

My expectation would be that if we can begin discussions soon, shortly after the Iranian elections, we should have a fairly good sense by the end of the year as to whether they are moving in the right direction.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Moving Quotes , Should Have Quotes

Unless we change our ways and our direction, our greatness as a nation will soon be a footnote in the history books, a distant memory of an offshore island, lost in the mist of time like Camelot, remembered kindly for its noble past.

5 years ago

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Tags : Margaret Thatcher Quotes , Change Quotes , Time Quotes

Loneliness Is Not When U Dont Have Anyone With U
Its When U Have Everyone
But
Not The One Whom U Want To BeWith U...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Love Is Like A Lump Of Gold..
Hard To Get And Hard To Hold..
Of All The Boys I Have Ever Met..
U Are The One I Cant Forget..
I Do Believe That God Above..
Created U For Me To Love..
He Choose U From All The Rest..
Bcoz
He Knew I Would Love U Best.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Saying SMS

I'm convinced that I'm a child of God. That's wonderful, exhilarating, liberating, full of promise. But the burden which goes along with that is, I'm convinced that everybody is a child of God. . . . I weep a lot. I thank God I laugh a lot, too. The main thing in one's own private world is to try to laugh as much as you cry.

5 years ago

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Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Children Quotes , Godly Quotes

आज का दिन बहुत ही खास है,
बहना के लिए कुछ मेरे पास है,
तेरे सुखों की खातीर ओ बहना..
तेरा भैया हमेंशा तेरे साथ है
हैप्पी रक्षा बंधन।

10 years ago

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Tags : Raksha Bandhan SMS

Thirty spokes are joined in the wheel's hub. The hole in the middle makes it useful.

5 years ago

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , Taoism Quotes , Wheels Quotes

If you have health insurance, then you don't have to do anything. If you've got health insurance through your employer, you can keep your health insurance, keep your choice of doctor, keep your plan.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Doctors Quotes , Choices Quotes

Q: Red, Yellow, Green, Orange & Violet are the six routes of whichtransport network in Delihi?
A: HoHo Bus
B: Metro Rail
C: Ring Railway
D: Radio Taxi

Ans: B: Metro Rail

By - Arun Singh

10 years ago

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Tags : General Knowledge SMS

Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with that there is

5 years ago

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Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Motivational Quotes

ukar Karte Hain Hum Us Khuda Ka,
Jisne Aapko Hum Se Mila Diya,

Aap Ho Na Sake Hamaare Toh Kya Hua,
Sagar Ko Toh Pyar Sikha Diya…

10 years ago

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Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Rome Quotes , Two Quotes

That however the brains and abilities of men may differ, their stomachs are essentially the same.

5 years ago

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Men Quotes , Brain Quotes