Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Bekhidi ki Zindagi hum Jiya nahi karte,
Jan Dusaron ki chhin kar hum Piya nahi karte,
Unko Mohabbat ho to aake ijahar karle,
Hum Bhi kisi ka Pichha nahi karte........

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Helped are those who create anything at all, for they shall relive the thrill of their own conception and realize a partnership in the creation of the Universe that keeps them responsible and cheerful.

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Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Creativity Quotes

लडकी :- मेरी शादी किसी और से होने वाली है इसलिये तुम हमे हमेशा के लिये भूल जाओ !!!!
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लडका :-
न तेरे आने की खुशी, न तेरे जाने का गम,
जाओ जी लो अपनी जिन्दगी, दूसरी पटा लेगे हम |

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True ease in writing comes from art, not chance, As those move easiest who have learned to dance.

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Dance Quotes , Art Quotes

Th' unwilling gratitude of base mankind!

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Gratitude Quotes , Mankind Quotes

The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason.

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Temptation Quotes , Deeds Quotes

The future is an unknown, but a somewhat predictable unknown. To look to the future we must first look back upon the past. That is where the seeds of the future were planted. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Past Quotes , Thinking Quotes

For I, who hold sage Homer's rule the best, Welcome the coming, speed the going guest.

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Sage Quotes , Guests Quotes

Learn to ne happy with what you have.

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Tags : Gautama Buddha Quotes

Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise
hote hain..
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Dono karte kuch nahi, bas
khade khade Ungli karte rehte
hain.!!

9 years ago

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Why are we smiling when we loathe each other?’ ‘Why do we sell happiness to the readers of this magazine when we are profoundly unhappy ourselves, the slaves of fame?

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Unhappy Quotes , Magazines Quotes

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why?

The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Tags : Sardar Jokes

Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana
bhool gayqa.
Janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana
bhool gaya.
Mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay
jatay rastay main.
Jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo
kehna bhool gaya
Khan

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Citizenship means standing up for the lives that gun violence steals from us each day. I have seen the courage of parents, students, pastors, and police officers all over this country who say 'we are not afraid,' and I intend to keep trying, with or without Congress, to help stop more tragedies from visiting innocent Americans in our movie theaters, shopping malls, or schools like Sandy Hook.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Country Quotes , Mean Quotes

Bewafai ki saza maut se jyada ho,
bewafao ko rub na chhode,
jaise tune mera dila toda,
ese hi koi tera b dil tode.

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS , New Whatsapp Status

All our words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind.

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Tags : Khalil Gibran Quotes , Fall Quotes , Writing Quotes

Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS..

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Khilate Hai Phol Chaman me Khilate Hi Rahege.
Agar Jindagi Rahi To Tum Se Milate Hi Rahege.

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Itne Yakin Se To Ham Keh Nhi Sakte
K Ham Aapko Yaad Rakh Payenge
Par Itna Wada Jarur Kar Sakte H
Zindgi Me Aapko Kabhi Bhul Na Payenge.:-)

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Company, villainous company, hath been the spoil of me.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Company Quotes