Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Na khwabon me dekha,
na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha…

10 years ago

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All thought begins with the recognition that something is out of place.

5 years ago

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Tags : Plato Quotes , Inspirational Quotes

Do not use compulsion, but let early education be rather a sort of amusement.

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Tags : Plato Quotes , Leadership Quotes , Sports Quotes

दो बुज़ुर्ग अदालत में तलाक के लिए गए……
जज ने पूछा, “इस उम्र में तलाक क्यों लेना चाहती हैं आप ?”
महिला बोली, “जज साहब! मेरे पति मुझ पर मानसिक अत्याचार कर रहे हैं।”
जज ने पूछा, “वो कैसे?”
महिला ने कहा, “इनकी जब मर्ज़ी होती है, मुझे खरी-खोटी सुना देते हैं…
और जब मैं बोलना शुरू करती हूँ, अपने कान की मशीन निकाल देते हैं।

9 years ago

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I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Believe Quotes , People Quotes

Male, A member of the unconsidered or negligible gender. The male of the human race is commonly known to the female as Mere Man. The Genus has two varieties: good providers and bad providers.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Men Quotes , Race Quotes

Ajab Si Kashish Hai Aap
Me Ki, Hum Aapke Khayalo
Me Khoye Rehte Hain.. Ye
Soch Kar Ki Aap Khwabo
Me Ayenge.. Hum Din Me
Bhi Sooya Karte Hain..!

10 years ago

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Un Galiyon Se Jab Gujre To Manjar
Ajeeb Tha, Dard Tha Magar Wo
Dil Ke Kareeb Tha, Jise Hum
Dhundte The Apni Haathon Ki
Lakiron Me, Wo Kisi Dusre Ki
Kismat, Kisi Aur Ka Naseeb Tha.

10 years ago

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There is a certain virtue in every good man, which night and day stirs up the mind with the stimulus of glory, and reminds it that all mention of our name will not cease at the same time with our lives, but that our fame will endure to all posterity.

5 years ago

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Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , Men Quotes , Night Quotes

संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !”
बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”

10 years ago

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Good Morning

મિત્ર,
પુસ્તક,
રસ્તો,
અને વિચાર
યોગ્ય ના હોય તો
ભટકાવી દે છે
અને
યોગ્ય હોય તો
જીવન બનાવી દે છે.

6 years ago

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Tags : Gujarati SMS , Gujarati Good Morning SMS , Gujarati Suvichar Sms , Gujarati Whataspp Status

On the moral plane, true friends enjoy the same protection as the sense of smell confers upon dogs. They scent the sorrow of their friends, they divine its causes, and they clasp it to their minds and hearts.

5 years ago

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Tags : Honore De Balzac Quotes , Friends Quotes , Dog Quotes

દિલનો ખરાબ નથી હું સાહેબ,
બસ શબ્દોમાં થોડી શરારત લઈને ફરું છું !!
Good Morning

8 years ago

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Har kisi ko milta nahi pyar ka maza,
Naseeb valon ko milta hai ye meetha zaher mohabbat ka,
Bharosa rakhna apne pyar pe,
Bin bharose vala pyar tikta nahi is sansar mein.

10 years ago

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All looks yellow to a jaundiced eye.

5 years ago

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Gratitude Quotes , Eye Quotes

We are the sum of our actions, and therefore our habits make all the difference.

5 years ago

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Differences Quotes , Our Actions Quotes

The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.

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Tags : Al Gore Quotes , Paris Quotes , Attention Quotes

I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel

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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Smart Quotes

Look on beauty, and you shall see 'tis purchased by the weight; which therein works a miracle in Nature, making them lightest that wear most of it: so are those crisped snaky golden locks which make such wanton gambols with the wind upon supposed fairness, often known to be the dowry of a second head, the skull that bred them in the sepulchre.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Skulls Quotes , Hair Quotes

G :- Glob@l

O :- Organ!z@t!on

O :- Or!ented

G :- Group

L :- L@ngu@ge

E :- E@rth

10 years ago

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Tags : General Knowledge SMS , New Whatsapp Status