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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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- Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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- I'd never hurt another person.
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- Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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- Don’t do your best, do my best.
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- Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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- I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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- I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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- I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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- People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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- It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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- If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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- I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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- No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
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- I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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- [Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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- I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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- Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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- When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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- No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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