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A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

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Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

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Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of impatience and pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she wondered whether he ever would begin.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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