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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

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Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?

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If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring, as is proper and correct, and Alexander Pope was inevitably Alexander Pope. Colley Cibber was a silly little man without much elegance and Shelley was very Percy and very Bysshe.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

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What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

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