- Categories
- Republic Day SMS 293
- Love - Romantic SMS 25444
- Shayari SMS 25409
- Picture SMS 294
- Festival Special SMS 3778
- Quotes SMS 485
- Story SMS 520
- Day Wishes Sms 8293
- Language SMS 414
- Sayings SMS 3845
- Season SMS 144
- Jokes - Funny SMS 14933
- Gujarati Messages 1912
- Hindi SMS 780
- Sad - Bewafa SMS 5201
- Whatsapp SMS 981
- Tips And Tricks SMS 1106
- All Funny SMS 2450
- All Anniversary SMS 180
- Ghazal SMS 251
- Religious SMS 77
- Social Network Special SMS 202
- Mix SMS 704
- Sunday Special Sms 2
- Happy New Year SMS 8
- Whatsapp Status 12371
- Sanskrit Subhashit 1
- Best Selected Messages 10
- Starting With Character P 1
- Text-Art 3
- Emoji Jokes 1
- Gujarati Suvichar Sms 458
- Lion Sms 1
- Good Morning Shayri 2
-
Before Marriage - After
Marriage Jokes 1 - Maut Special Messages 1
- Hindi Jokes 37
- Valentine Week Special SMS 298
- 2000 Notes Jokes SMS 1
- Janu Whatsapp Status 7
- Shakespeare Quotes 2
- Hitler Quotes 1
- Albert Schweitzer Quotes 1
-
ગુડ
મોર્નિંગ
મેસેજ 1 - March Ending Special Messages 1
- Whatsapp Emoji Puzzles 1
- Gujarati Emoji Puzzles 2
- Gujarati Ukhana (Puzzle) 1
- Happy Gandhi Jayanti 1
- Girlfriend Special Jokes 3
- Daru Special Jokes 1
- Cheteshwar Poojara Jokes 1
- Punjabi Jokes 1
- Cricket Special Jokes 1
- Social Media Special Jokes 1
- 14 January Special Messages 8
- Nick Vujicic Quotes 85
- Don't Give Up 4
- Divyang Special Quotes 3
- Mark Twain Quotes 2407
-
Motivational Status For
Whatsapp 21 - English Quotes 93
- Gujarati Shayari Status 13
- Gujarati Love Status 1
- Love - Romantic Shayari 3
- Corona Virus Special Jokes 18
- Comedy Message 2
- Hindi Shayari 48
- Hindi Whatsapp Status 55
- Corona Virus Special 17
- City Life Related 1
- Yesbank Fanny Joke 5
- Yes Bank Special Jokes 6
- Yes Bank Fanny And New Joke 5
- Good Morning Status 98
- Holi Special Messages 16
- Holi Whatsapp Status 14
-
Holi And Dhuleti Special
Messages 11 - Holi Hai 16
- Holi Gujarati Messages 9
- Dhuleeti Joke 1
-
Stock Market Crash Special
Jokes 3 - English Funny Messages 1
- Osho Special Messages 3
- Osho Whatsapp Status 3
- Mark Twain 21
-
Motivational Status For
Whatsapp 1 -
It's Beauty That Captures Your
Attention. Personality Which
Captures Your Heart. 1 - George Bernard Shaw Quotes 5
- Mark Twain Life 20
- Mothers Day Special Status 1
- Hindi Message 161
- Aatm Nirbhar Bharat Message 12
- Swadeshi Special Message 12
- Narendra Modi Quotes 1
- RIP Tiktok Jokes 6
- Jok 1
- Englih SMS 142
- English Good Morning SMS 178
- English Whatsapp Status 165
- English Massages 5
- English Quotes SMS 171
- English Massages 142
- English Quotes SMS. 6
-
Sanskrit Sahitya (Stotram -
Shloka - Prarthna) 0 - English Whatsapp Status 8
- Gujarati Gujarati SMS 1
- Messages 1
- Software Engineer Quotes 0
Location |
Home
>>
Quotes SMS
>>
Category Wise Quotes
>>
Funny Quotes
-
Funny Quotes 957
- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Message Copied
Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
- When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
Message Copied
Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Husband Quotes
- Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Cat Quotes
- I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Message Copied
Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes
- Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Moving Quotes
- The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
- So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
Message Copied
Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Funny Quotes , Writing Quotes
- "She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."
Message Copied
Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
- I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.
Message Copied
Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes
- Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Witty Quotes
- What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Clever Quotes
- Absence - that common cure of love.
Message Copied
Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Love Quotes , Funny Quotes
- The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.
Message Copied
Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Funny Quotes , Travel Quotes
- It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.
Message Copied
Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Love Quotes , Funny Quotes
- Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Cute Quotes
- Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Message Copied
Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
- Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
- Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.
Message Copied
Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Funny Quotes , Art Quotes
- I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.
Message Copied
Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Message Copied
Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes