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I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are.

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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

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It's a funny old world.

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

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The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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