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- To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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- I was born to poor because of honest parents.
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- INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.
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- REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend. In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian.
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- PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
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- Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
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- Happiness is lost by criticizing it; sorrow by accepting it.
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- ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
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- A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.
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- A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.
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- COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.
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- Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future; Age knows her as the Dream.
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- When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.
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- QUIXOTIC, adj. Absurdly chivalric, like Don Quixote. An insight into the beauty and excellence of this incomparable adjective is unhappily denied to him who has the misfortune to know that the gentleman's name is pronounced Ke-ho-tay.
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- RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.
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- Along the road of life are many pleasure resorts, but think not that by tarrying in them you will take more days to the journey. The day of your arrival is already recorded.
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- J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere", "to throw," because when a stone is thrown at a dog the dog's tail assumes that shape.
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- Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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- picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.
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- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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