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  • Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
    Hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
    Ae dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
    Saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak !!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Uski mohabbat se hum yun khafa na hote
    pyar bhare dil ko yun saja na dete
    usne bewafai ka kya sila dia hume
    ki rote huye is dil ko abhi tak mana na sake.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • मच्छर मारने का सबसे आसान तरीका!
    चीनी और लाल मिर्च का मिश्रण बना कर मच्छर को दें।
    मिश्रण खाते ही वो पानी की तलाश में निकलेगा।
    जैसे ही वो पानी के टैंक के पास जाए, उसे धक्का दे दो।
    वो भीग जाएगा और खुद को सुखाने के लिए आग के पास जाएगा।
    उसी वक्त आप आग में बम फ़ेंक दें। वो बुरी तरह ज़ख़्मी हो के अस्पताल में दाखिल हो जाएगा।
    आप वहां जाकर उसका आक्सीजन मास्क उतार दें।
    मच्छर मर जाएगा…
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    धन्यवाद की ज़रूरत नहीं है,
    मुझे आप की सहायता करके ख़ुशी हुई!!
    By Hareram
    • 10 years ago



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  • Some imaginations help to break the bondage of the rest. The whole universe is imagination, but one set of imaginations will cure another set. Those that tell us that there is sin and sorrow and death in the world are terrible. But the other set - thou art holy, there is God, there is no pain - these are good, and help to break the bondage of the others. The highest imagination that can break all the links of the chain is that of the Personal God.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Art Quotes , Pain Quotes
  • Mehakti baharo me tumhe Phuulon ki
    tarah dekha hai,
    Baraste Sawan me tumhe Buundo ki
    tarah dekha hai,
    saja rakhe hai jo khwab apni zindagi ki
    raho me,
    un raho me tumhe apni dulhan ki
    tarah dekha hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • The Newlywed Wife :princess: Said To Her Husband When He Returned From Work, “I Have Great News For You. Pretty Soon, We’re Going To Be Three In This House Instead Of Two.”
    Her Husband Ran To Her With A Smile On His Face And Delight In His Eyes. He Was Glowing Of Happiness And Kissing His Wife When She Said, “I’m Glad That You Feel This Way Since Tomorrow Morning:sun_with_face:, My Mother Moves In With Us.”:flushed::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes
  • Jaise Aaj Chand Sirf Aor Sirf Mera Mohtaaj Ho,
    Main Kuch Kehnaa Chahoon Aur Labon Ko Jara Sa Kholoon,
    To Mere Labon Ko Rokte Huye Uske Naazuk Hath Ho,
    Lipat Kar Mujhse Kahe Aaj Khaamosh Rahne Do Lafzo Ko,
    Aur Us Pal Lage Aise Jaise Meri Rooh Mein Basi Uski Saans Ho !!Sagarr Se7en575
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • "There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the table and swinging his legs. "The most obvious is that you must never let them see that you want them. It should be pure condescension on your part seeing them at all; and the more difficulties you throw in the way of it, the more they think of it. Break your patients in early, and keep them well to heel."
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Arthur Conan Doyle Quotes , Humorous Quotes , Sarcasm Quotes
  • बुरा ना मानो होली है कह कर, मेरे पडोसी ने मुझ पर
    रंग फेंका था ।
    कल मैने भी बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है कह के, उस पर बम
    फेक दिया ।
    अब सारा मोहल्ला रात भर से मुझे ढूंढ़ रहा है। :-P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • / Naajo andaj se jakhmo ko pala hamne,

    / Teri yaado ki tarah dard ko sabhala hamne,

    / Laga ke aag meri zindagi mein wo,

    / Dekho chale hai kabr pe do ashk bahane,
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Radha Ki Chahat Hai Krishna,
    Uske Dil Ki Virasat Hai
    Krishna, Chahe Kitna V Ras
    Racha Le Krishna, Duniya To
    Phir V Yahi Kehti Hai.
    Radhe Krishna..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS