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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

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He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him.

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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

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At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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