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I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.

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"Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"

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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.

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But the peasants - how do the peasants die?

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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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