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Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

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... still his philanthropy was of that gunpowderous sort that the difference between it and animosity was hard to determine.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

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When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

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I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring, as is proper and correct, and Alexander Pope was inevitably Alexander Pope. Colley Cibber was a silly little man without much elegance and Shelley was very Percy and very Bysshe.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.

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