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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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More and more of our imports are coming from overseas

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

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We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.

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Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

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