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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

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To buy books would be a good thing if we could also buy the time to read them; but the purchase of books is often mistaken for the assimilation and mastering of their contents.

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Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

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It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.

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A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time ― proof that humans can work magic.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

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