Oscar Wilde Quotes, Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes

It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Victor Hugo Quotes , Funny Quotes , Wisdom Quotes

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Witty Quotes

If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adi Da Quotes , Funny Quotes , Money Quotes

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sympathy Quotes

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Money Quotes

They misunderestimated me.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Hilarious Quotes

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

The covers of this book are too far apart.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Witty Quotes

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Anniversary Quotes

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Happy Birthday Quotes

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Prayer Quotes

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes

I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Lonely Quotes

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : A. A. Milne Quotes , Funny Quotes , Inspiring Quotes

The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Agnes Repplier Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes