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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.

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Many readers judge of the power of a book by the shock it gives their feelings - as some savage tribes determine the power of muskets by their recoil; that being considered best which fairly prostrates the purchaser.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs in the house. And he got up to leave the table and came back and Solomon was in his chair. And he says, "This dog is in my chair." And I said, "It's the other way around, you're sitting in his chair."

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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No sane man will dance.

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What I tell you three times is true.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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