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A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

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There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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No orator can top the one who can give good nicknames.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

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They misunderestimated me.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

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