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To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time ― proof that humans can work magic.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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Many readers judge of the power of a book by the shock it gives their feelings - as some savage tribes determine the power of muskets by their recoil; that being considered best which fairly prostrates the purchaser.

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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