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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.

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There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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